Winter Nocturne

oh it is old as fuck

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!!!!

DAMN. We never even saw it coming

The answer is definitely not, “The HVAC closet!”
Just so you know!

if y’all were me, where the fuck would you have put the carving tools?

“The last free update!”
Okay so we’re all just out here lying about our little animal friends?

Genuinely begging you to re-up your MMR & get your kids vaccinated if you can. Between this & Kennedy talking about breaking it up into separate vaccines thus providing opportunities for missed inoculations &, thus, increased infections, public health policy is not looking great, for the foreseeable

it's very funny that they replaced spellcheck with spellcheck that gaslights you and also does not work

a woman holding a microphone with the words " i would very much like to be excluded from this narrative " ALT: a woman holding a microphone with the words " i would very much like to be excluded from this narrative "

Glasses wearers rn

I’ve been back in New York for THREE DAYS and already encountered a new horrible way to misspell my last name.

they can’t drive for SHIT

oh my god, stop changing app icons, it makes me so uncomfy :c

The Carolinas are where traffic safety laws go to die. I apologize for every bad thing I have ever said about the Quebecois.

an adorable baby bison with long legs, a chonky body and no neck

you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin

I have never seen this many accidents on a highway in my LIFE.

pretty much nobody likes AI, corporations are trying to force it on us because they think it will be cheaper for them, but they’re all about to lose their shirts over it

FINALLY GOING BACK TO BED NOW, WOOP

But my favorite people are here!

fifteen hours in the car!

passenger princess

I have to be up in three hours, but I went to bed early, so I woke up after about four hours and now I can’t Chillax.

The Pitt was phenomenal, also.

Okay, now bring back the scavenger hunt type mini games.

Supporting people's capacity for joy and connection is important work. One little thing at a time. Your delight is not frivolous.

Photo of a longhaired tortie cat lying on a sunny sidewalk with grass lawn on either side. It has a round little dark object in front of it, a toy maybe.

Photo from my collection, writing on the back says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.

Where’s the rest of my eight hours?!

I’ve been on tumblr since 2011 and I don’t think I’ve ever unfollowed a single blog. I don’t even remember what I followed most of them for in the first place.

If it bugs you, you can definitely make a sideblog! They’re not uncommon, especially if one is aesthetic and the other is more general.

the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"

“Doctor Greene, are you coming?”
I’m deceased. Abandon my body in a roadside ditch somewhere.

just finished my first complete watch through of ER.
screaming, crying, rolling on the floor.