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I don’t understand why I have to log in like seventeen times to access my employee portal to see my vacation days, but top US government officials can just create a group chat for war secrets and invite whoever.

I just had a cuteness meltdown realizing the cat and the dog both have the same ear shape when they nap. Sleepy peaks.

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We’ve been wrestling with the idea of adopting a middle aged blue heeler. On one hand, he’s absolutely bananas. On the other hand, he’s now on anxiety meds so he’ll fit right in.

Got my niece a stuffed orca because it’s never too early to learn about hating billionaires. (Her grandparents are literal former DDR communists who refuse to travel to North America to see her because they hate capitalism that much, but I’m considered the family extremist).

Had plans to drink a bottle of prosecco, clean the house, and just vibe to my best cleaning mix but my husband is unexpectedly home. He really hinders my cleaning energy. It’s hard to get my vacuum on when someone keeps interrupting to say shit like “this song’s main riff is reminiscent of…”

The cat ( <—- yes, this one) chewed on my power adapter and it got hot and started smoking. This tiny idiot tried to cause an electrical fire in a housing crisis because her bowl is half empty.

Aggressively argued with my dog’s vet clinic’s chat bot today before accidentally sending the entire chat to the vet, so that’s cool.