Warren White / The Great White Shark

“…who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Show some respect.”

“No. I didn’t mean literally you fucking banana. I mean, I hate those fish. They give me the creeps.”

Fuckin’ hilarious commentary from the owner of Curious George

“FUCK the Jokerfish!”

// apologies to all women. You are all queens

Ha! I ain’t wrong, ain’t I? Shoutout to worst Robin. Who happened to be a girl. Weird coincidence, right? Really did a good job for the reputation of women.

Ain’t ya the bitch who fucked up so badly you made crime worse in Gotham? And who cried and probably wet herself due to Black Mask torture?

Ew. Gross. It’s the blonde one

Better not have a gas leak in Arkham or you won’t get any funding for your geeky horror shit.

Although I’ll pay ya extra is you can sneak a bit of your fear toxin into Black Mask’s drug supplies.

Give a few of his buyers a few bad trips.

Chomp chomp

I get my ‘friends’ the shit they need. But I’m not obligated to continue doing so if they don’t keep playing ball.

Speaking of which, that cream of yours has an unfortunate delay in delivery. Apologies for the inconvenience. Bitch.

If I see him, perhaps I’ll tell you. For the right price.

How the fuck does it even work? I can’t see where the mask ends or starts. It even covers your lips perfectly. It makes no sense the longer I look at it

Who the fuck is that skinny ass lookin’ Batman with the confusing mouth, wearing Batwoman’s clothes?

“………..Your daughter is more popular than you ever will be. With no effort. Just by being goth. Literally, just breathing makes her more loved than you.”

“OH THE LORD OF HELL PLAYS NINTENDO AND WATCHES DOCTOR WHO? WHAT’S NEXT?

ROLEPLAYING ON THREADS?”

TRIGON WANTS MY LIPLESS MOUTH.

THAT’S DISGUSTING.

WHY DON’T YOU GO TO TIME SQUARE AND PICTURE FUCKING OFF WITH A KODAK

looks at photo

“Yup. This is definitely Trigon’s daughter.”

I would have been a terrific parent to Trigon’s daughter. Whatever her name is.

She’s that British chick with the red highlights, right? Argent or something”

HAVE FUN NERD

WHY THE FUCK IS A HIGH RANKING DEMON FUCKING WATCHING DOCTOR WHO? WHY ARE YOU A FUCKING NERD

OH SO NOW I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? FUCK YOU YOU GOAT LEGGED RED SKINNED HORNY MOTHERFUCKER

WHAT THE FUCK

“Pot calling the kettle black there, Croc.”

“Batilda? What is that? Someone’s shitting Batsona? What if that telepathic bookworm bitch Matilda joined the Batfamily?”

“Croc, I’ve been in town the whole time. Spend some fuckin’ time out of the sewers for fucks sake”

He’s good for getting rid of bodies. He also shares my pain of getting food stuck in teeth.

I got a soft spot for Croc.