Tom: doctorate of haterology

good news on the Ban Cars front is that with the average vehicle age in the USA higher than it's ever been and new vehicles becoming increasingly unaffordable we're definitely on track for cars to ban themselves except for the wealthiest people

bad news is we keep all the car infrastructure

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

absolutely one of the images of all time

We're witnessing the Guest being judged in the hotel by Judgement Boy. Balancing the scales of love and money, SOMETHING causes money to take priority over the Guest as Judgement Boy declares, "My judgement deems YOU have bitchboy genes!" Gregory stands next to the player. "Oh guest," he snidely remarks, "how cruel; you have bitchboy genes!" The player's mental gauge is critically low after these blows to his health.

gregory horror show feels like this sometimes

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

This game makes you feel simultaneously like the stupidest and smartest person on the entire planet. High recommendation. Been playing through it and I've reached an ending of the game and yeah, very much worth your time if you like Zelda and also puzzle games.

screenshot: Publishers Marketplace Deal Report Category: Fiction: Sci-Fi/Fantasy May 15, 2015 50007 By Jon Bois Imprint: Tor Sportswriter, documentary filmmaker, and executive producer at Secret Base Jon Bois's 50007: AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL ODYSSEY, about the future history of footbal, from the perspective of a sentient space probe, to Carl Engle-Laird at Tor, in a good deal, in a pre-empt, by Kate McKean at Howard Morhaim Literary Agency.

working on stuff

Playing minecraft with a nuclear scientist

my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks

the simulation hypothesis, but the simulation we live in isn't some grand scheme by higher-level beings to understand the universe, it's part of a planning study being undertaken in 3325 to put in six crosswalks in des moines iowa that will later by shot down by NIMBYs

Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis

Eagles play again. Everyone in Philadelphia is waiting with meat hooks to kill our coach like mussolini, but I am more smarter, just ask mes.

New Spamton shirt idea

ok not only would the nfl be cooler if someone cut patrick mahomes in half with a sword on the field but also i think if referees had suicide vests strapped to them and if the fans boo loud enough they go off. there will be many casualties but i think this could help!

If the eagles lose, fbi agents will raid my house
If the eagles win, cia agents will raid my house

a modest proposal for all drivers newly registering for their NYC Traffic Account - Unless they pay extra of course

Center City new years

STOP MAKING HELICOPTERS •PROPELLERS WERE NOT MEANT TO GENERATE LIFT • YEARS OFCRASHES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for THESE FLYING DEATH MACHINES • Wanted to Land on a basketball court? We had a tool for that: It was called The Piper Cub • "Yes please give me an aircraft without wings." - Statements by morons LOOK at what Helicoper Pilots have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the STOL aircraft we built for them (These are real Helicopters, made by real people ): ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like A Flying Blender please" They have played us for absolute fools

A digital sketch showing seven 90's-style finger puppet monsters. They are colored pink on a beige background. The largest one is doing an olly on a Tech Deck finger board. The others are just giving, except the guy in the bottom right corner, who is flipping you the bird.

Rubber teeth

time to rate some sums of money

$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me

@donoteat.bsky.social new episode topic

fucking enormous derailment caused by poor maintenance. Thanks Norfolk Southern.

i love philadelphia.

boner forever

like i know you're great at art but sometimes i'm just reminded of it. like damn bro

"Nothing, and I mean nothing. Gets me more excited than biscuits and gravy. But a very close second is seeing news of a CEO being executed." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

Wow can’t believe he said that

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

i promise, if i become famous, i WILL rugpull crypto freaks. I will steal them moneys.