Artemis

As someone who has lived their whole life on some of the worlds oldest rocks (the Appalachian Mountains), this does not compute.

So much so that we have an unofficial "stone harvest" before planting every spring to clear the fields of rocks to prevent equipment damage.

A Google search bar that reads, "how to become a politician".

If all of these idiots can do it, how hard could it possibly be?

Half a roast chicken over a bed of spiced potatoes and green beans.

I highly advise regular tavern meals for your mental health.

Link from Good Mythical Morning

Steve from Blue's Clues

Why do all the flithiest metal vocalists look like this???

A table covered in Harney & Son's tea tins filled with newly propagated Verigated Neon Pothos, Burros Tail, and Baby Rubberplant.

Had some energy today to migrate all of my water prop babies to new homes.

I drink A LOT of tea.

So I drilled some drainage holes into tea tins I've been hoarding and made some free and aestheticly pleasing pots.

The author hasn't had a unique comment or profound statement at all yet. It's all "so-and-so says this about the /barbaric/ hunter-gatherers" and "in his published work (x) he said men were the hunters and women the gatherers".

🙄🙄🙄

I hate risking money on academic books.
I spent $$$ and weeks reading a book that was supposed to be about the history of agriculture but it's literally 500 pages of regurgitated facts and comments from other scholars over the past 200 years and 50% of the book has been disproven in the last decade.

Hi, game devs. It's me again, your resident firearms expert.

Battlefield 6 BETA

I love you guys, but all the optics are on the guns backward.

I beg.
Just like 5 extra minutes of research.

I shouldn't have to reach to the front of the scope or red dot to make adjustments.

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Coworker 1: WHACK!
Me: FUCK!
Me: ...that's my favorite game.
Coworker 2 (visibly confused): what's whack fuck?

Me:

Inside me, there are two wolves 😆

Ew. So I guess we have to keep an eye out for gAI in game mods now.

Came across a mod for Stardew that includes AI portraits.

The one I found was called "'Older' Jas Anime Portrait" which already gave me the ick for aging up a character that is literally a child.

Yep! All 3

I've seen some concert goers bemoan modern concert etiquette and how it seems to be gone for fear of being "cringe" but damn if I didn't feel anything but love and community tonight.

It's a shame that live music is a rare treat now with prices being astronomical.
I miss it so much.

Unfortunately, no. Even Phil admitted it's tough to make a set list for Pantera because, inevitably, someone is going home disappointed. We got 10's, and I Cast A Shadow, though.
But not having Domination or Cemetery Gates was a bummer.

Also, shout out to the group absolutely shit faced in front of us who not only apologized ahead of time but told us to kick them if they pass out. 😆

Metal heads are absolutely the best music fans, and nothing will change my mind.

The vibes at the Pantera concert are immaculate. 💅 We have 50+ year old metal dads protecting the tween pits, and the smokers and vapers are making sure their smoke goes towards the ground.

All smiles and vibes.

It's bold of Visa and Mastercard to make their CEOs' names and pictures publicly available.

I have further comments, but I'm also having a background check run for a DOD position, so I have to behave on social media.

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My peace lily the second I take my eyes off of it.

As an FFL, I spent months calling around to companies trying to find a card processor. We ended up going with CRS.

They were a little rough around the edges 10-ish years ago when I dealt with them, but maybe they have a system to tie into your personal sites if need be.
🤷‍♀️

Sheik is giving him the camel clutch, making him humble

So, credit card processors amiright?

... oh no ...

In his honor, we will now all listen to War Pigs.

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RIP to an absolute ledgend.

So. Like. For the most part, I feel (particularly in the US) criminals are victims of their environment and a dumpster fire criminal justice system.

But.

An actual terrorist?

Common now.

Congrats man! Excited to read it!

On today's episode of "arguments I never thought I hear in the blue collar work place"
My coworkers are arguing about how we lost days on the Gregorian calendar because of a clerical error.

I accept both 🤣

Indeed Email: hey you would be prefect for this job. You meet all the requirements!

Me, looks at listing: cool, cool, except I'm missing a whole ass required language, my dude. Let me just speed run Dutch rq.

Isles if the Emberdark
Finished ✅️

Now, to go into my post-Sanderson stupor feeling emotionally exhausted.