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These santa sponges I got in a 6-pack for $1.00 kinda look like smiling skulls when you turn them upside down. And the hat is like idk a little scarf. Still workshopping that part. Let me know what you think.

Omg I remember having this poster as a kid right next to the Lisa Frank poster it was clearly emulating. The irony of juxtaposing “Be an american girl” with “Be a leader, not a follower” was entirely lost on me as a child…🫥

And yes I cut out the drawing on the envelope. You need to get your head on straight & start taking life seriously if you think I would ever throw away an envelope with a cute drawing on it 😤

Absolutely stunned by this beautiful portrait of Lee Kang-sheng by the master Garrett Young @doctop.bsky.social 🤩😲🥹 They really captured his ethereal beauty & unmistakable swag in such a subtle way.

This year I managed to get two Gatoshop pieces in the family xmas photo. I forgot I was wearing my Lobotomia tshirt under my Inechi sweatshirt until I took it off for the second round of pics. Once again, I am compelled to remind you, I am indeed the coolest mfer on the planet earth…

Every time he gives me a new Mondo vision box, I have to shift over hundreds of Criterions to make room on the shelf cuz I want them to be all together. Not that I’m complaining. Taking things off of shelves and putting things back on shelves is one of my favorite hobbies 🤓

Gifts from my hubbeh 😇

And my Altered Innocence order too 😇 Now that shipping times have drastically improved, what will people post about incessantly on bluray forums?!!

Merry Xmas to me, my hubbeh & our joint VinSyn order ONLY!!!!!

Saw a car on the highway this morning with a terrible yellow paint job, Pac-man decal on the side, and a big stencil on the back that said “STOP IT HURTS!” 🤔 Not sure what it all means, but suffice to say I’m very intrigued…

Beautiful…The barista’s effortless smile contrasted with the gunman’s eternal ennui…

Yay! I agree the ending is disappointing. I love everything leading up to it though. CG is so insufferable, but it’s still funny to me every time he calls her Monkeyface 🐵

I think you will definitely enjoy it! From one Caryhead to another 🫡

Lol the eternal question…🎭 Have you seen Suspicion? That’s the third Cary variant (evil)

Usually I can figure these out with my weak french + translate app, but this one makes no sense to me. She’s crushing his balls with a garlic press..? Or that’s what he’s saying his ex used to do. Me no know. Much to ponder

Every once in a while I have to take out all my Cowboy Henk books and look at my Cowboy Henk books. Just to feel okay

People on the internet have a lot to say about those of us who read books in public. Performative male behavior, they say. Ur not a vibe bro, they say. Well it turns out I am a vibe. And the vibe is chick magnet. But only when I’m reading Burroughs 🥴

Two books I finished reading this weekend. Can you guess which one took me over a year to get through & which one drew flirtatious attentions from random women in various public spaces…🧐

Choosing to believe this is Elfriede’s account & she was name searching

Vinegar syndrome beat them to it 😈 I hope they do more of these sets, I love these

Overheard leaving a screening of Bugonia last night

“I just don’t like what it says about all of us people.”

“What does it say about people?”

“That we’re all trash, and we should all die.”

Almost bought this DVD at Half Price Books yesterday but it was $18.99. Too rich for my blood…

JT lied, we all cried…😂

Save me Bobita 😩

Donated some JT Leroy books in the Little Free Libary©️ at my next door neighbors’ house (because I like to contribute to my community) & found that someone recently added a well worn copy of John Rechy’s City of Night

Here’s two that stuck with me—Niko Papatakis’ The Photograph & Secure the Shadow by Kerry Laitala

I keep walking past these little bespoke bitters in the bar rack thinking “The Portland Bitters Project…There’s a joke there somewhere about 3 mixologists who went missing in the forest & were never seen again…Only the bitters were found…🤔” And then I forget what I came into the kitchen for

Another thing I wanted to say about this show was about the surprisingly high number of people taking pics of complete darkness. But I don’t have to say it cuz those same people have already posted their pitch black pics/vids with bad sound quality on gods own internet for all to see

Autechre tonight 🫶 And before you ask, the answer is yes, I executed the most pernicious female privilege available in going to shows like this by not having to wait in line for the restroom

Beggarman back on the prowl