Austin Keck

wild to think what it’s like to see roadkill as a raccoon. Imagine if you just saw a dead rotting person on the side of the road and it’s just “oh there’s Jeff again”

AHHHustin?
kEEEECK?
Keckula?
I think I need help

Uber Extreme. Heli pick up and you get a parachute for the drop off location (sponsored by Redbull)

uncle RFK said I can eat as many as I damn well please

stop saying: “in this economy??”

start saying: “under this administration??”

I’m one single “pov” post away from jumping off a bridge

two UPS trucks doing the dirty (butt to butt)

I feel like I shouldn’t be watching.. in an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PARKING LOT for Christ sake

how I feel standing next to every girl I’ve ever dated

Whipple shields are proof that paper does in fact beat rock

Honda getting into the rocket game is actually terrifying. We might be royally fucked. They’re going to be building 1 rocket per minute and it will last for decades.

shot / chaser

one of these days there’s gonna be two psychos that accidentally plan mass shootings at the same place and time and the western standoff music is gonna start playing

me: being a farmer on the moon or mars would be sooo cool
also me: *can’t keep plants alive on earth to save my life*

the LinkedIn bots have developed antimatter propulsion.. this whole profile is quite the trip

medieval rat disease lore

Yuri’s night!

make America great (depression) again

my body is a machine the turns alive plants into dead plants

if you could genetically modify a spitting cobra so that it’s glands stored (nontoxic) hypergols.. we could be one step closer to dragons

now that we have mammoth mice.. we should definitely do velociraptor cassowaries next

proud of this one

Fast and furious food truck movie cover

it came to me in a dream

sizzle sauce

Icy-hot 🤝 cryo rocket engines

chilling in before getting really hot

oxidizer? I barely-

just delete X from your phone at this point

trump has signed an executive order to let me personally launch a spaceshot from my backyard

new falcon

Orbit!

in tribal times they would be like who cares about the area under that curve get back to hunting