MACE!!!

DINOSAUR MODE

bug karaoke

bro thinks he’s Thorin Oakenshield

Pagliacci goes to see Pagliacci. He's in the audience, but also on the stage. "Is this, fuck," he thinks. "Am I in a Lynch film right now. Am I in Mullholland Drive." Captured by confusion, horror, and strange, exultant sorrow, the clown must admit he is no longer depressed

Mfw my dutch doctor tells me that i hebben een serieus probleem

AND GREEN DAY AND CLIFFDIVER AND INHALER

visiting my sister was so fun and now we’re gonna go see weezer next month :333

this is always such a stressful experience for me sldjsjfjsjhflshdls

god emperor of dune just had the weirdest “actually, annoying boys are just repressed homosexuals” moment

10 spoonfuls of peanut butter (5 minutes maybe?) and a glass of milk (12 seconds)

beautiful post. i screenshotted this

Got a cart that came in a box. Now I'm using the cart to take the box out to the bin. #cart

mmm…

they may as well start labeling the bathrooms “innocent” and “presumed guilty” atp

my sister now lives 3 hours away from me and i’m very much closeted 😭 this is gonna get complicated fast if i keep chickening out

one of these days i’ll actually get a makeup color match

kind of want to go to a hair stylist and ask them what the hell im supposed to do

hey how difficult is voice training, really?

guys i think im gonna cry

bones are so crazy

arararararararararara

what is this website bro

if i ever become a random guy, i will make it my mission to humorously and good-naturedly misgender cis people constantly. (shaking hands with an old man) haha you must be jillian, i’ve heard so much about you

(soon after taking my two separate pills that make me separately nauseous) “wow it’s strangely difficult for me to eat this sandwich right now!”

the bene gesserit = imaginary powerful women society, plus frank herbert in his infinite wisdom imagines "what if pregnancy?"

alia = formerly male despot now in a hot woman's body? frank you can tell us anything trust me

siona (so far) = i'm trying to sneak around, but i'm dummy thicc, and the cla

I think the reason why I can't figure out Herbert's views on women is because he's very bioessentialist and is literally writing women in positions of powers AS science fiction, like he's saying "what if women had power" and exploring that through a bioessentialist lens.

hey girl, are you from tennessee? because tennessee is pretty cool.

(sadly, voice wavering) i hardly knower... (kicks tin can)

ok openai😭 nice chart