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please don't make me vote for an old white man or an out of touch lawyer. i want to vote for a real fucking person with real ass values. please.

i am on my knees begging god for AOC 2028 canidacy announcement.

Back when I was on the birdsite, this tweet got more hateful responses and resulted in me blocking more people than I can count. Landlord bootlickers are the worst.

plane full of mcdonalds

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but doctor... I AM whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

its kind of wild to me that some of these places are considered news

Laika hunched forward, bleeding on the floor.

Laika stretching, revealing a bit of tummy against a cloudy background with a moon.

Shouout to the first drawing of Laika I did, back in October, and then to the most recent. I've learned so much by drawing this loser over and over and over again lol

Defund the CIA and use the money to make more Muppet retellings of classic literature

More like Ross Don’t Douthat

yay, another soulless video game adaptation made by money hungry studios instead of by people who, idk, actually care about making a good show that thematically lines up with the game it's about.

here is a picture of my cat & my dog for whatever small dopamine it may offer. it's brutal out here but you never gotta tackle it on your own.

They're starving people to do this by the way. Don't ever forget that instead of feeding the hungry, this regime has decided on gulags and public executions.

even as a yapper i don't get it. why do you need a piece of clothing to start a conversation? just start talking lmao

and at the price point this is going to come out at, you may as well just by an HDR TV & a gaming laptop, it'd be cheaper 💀💀💀

Sorry can we talk about how stupid valve's "pc optimized for being played on a tv like a console" idea is. you can already play pc games on your tv with a controller for the low low price of a fucking hdmi cable.

im gonna start banging on the ceiling on purpose at 3 AM and see how they like it, i'm so serious.

Let's just say I understand why temporary insanity is a real plea people can use because the way I haven't slept well in over 72 hours because of these pricks is making me fucking insane.

Tried being friendly and going right to them, tried going through the landlord, now my only option according to the landlord is to call the police & file a police report so that the landlords can issue a written warning.

Not gonna even try to start streaming until my idiotic upstairs neighbors stop fucking banging around 24/7

"fix your hearts or die"

*neuron activated*

i also think if you pair the complaints "i didnt understand what was happening" and "i fell asleep several times" you're a well and true idiot. like yeah man no wonder you didn't understand what was happening, your eyes were closed and your brain was turned off.

i fear i'm going to have to invest in a physical audio mixer just so that i won't have to use AI to voice mask. they're so expensive but i feel like its worth it

*showing her my copy of the hyrule historia* when youre a gamer this shit is basically your bible

theyre hedging their bets & praying that as long as they don't fight or resist TOO hard maybe the totalitarian government we are on the cusp of being swallowed by will spare them.

i just think that a lot of people who are otherwise neurotypical have absoloutely dogshit attention spans and it's excruciating to watch people push for shorter movies because it makes the movies worse. hamfisted writing and hand-holding thrive in short movies and it just results in enshitification

this isn't about people with adhd by the way. i get that they can't help it & i get that that's a long time to sit still (i personally think more movies theaters should have screenings specifically with intermissions so that people who are restless can still get the movie theater experience)

we used to make fucking art and now everyone just whines about how anything over an hour and a half is too long. bitch if it's under an hour 45 that's a DCOM, not a movie you pay $15-30 (not including concessions) to see in a cinema. bsffr.