Juli King

Call me Bill Murray the way I’m walking into that dentist office

It is weird that summon affinity is the one thing you can’t really modify, which results in it being the most frustrating and grindy part of putting together builds

A green mustang decorated with various bad quality joker merchandise. The back says JESUS LOVES BAD GUYS THE JOKER. The license plate reads NOFARTS

I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude

my secret transgender project… @annehealthcare.bsky.social

Girl who's been on HRT 6 years: I'm sorry to say this but first year of transition is Hell

Me (beginning of transition): pfft yeah whatever, I'm built different

(One year later)

Me (several arrows protruding out of my back): I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT! I WAS NOT BUILT DIFFERENT!

tranny holidays are fun because i wake up and see everybody post about them and then i go to work where cis people treat me like dirt just like every other day

if you swap out mountain dew for final fantasy xiv this is basically what square enix does to half their "I play girls in games because I don't want to stare at a guy" player base after 6 months

When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.

You get it soft and squishy like a pillow in the front but rugged and hard like a marble statue in the back and arms is vital

the muscle's the important part there's like 10,000 artists who draw this minus the muscle and that's good but. the muscle. that's what makes it the stupid oni woman porn bod and not just Thicc spelled with two Cs. please. the muscle.

[metroid] i love you grapple lasso

screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

i bleached my bangs and keep going "damn she's kinda cute though" every time i see myself in a mirror.

when you put on some music while working but the music is so good it is distracting

"i want to transition, but i'm worried i'm not feminine enough"

fool that you are, you have internalised liberal ontology and all the hierarchical assumptions it entails. you have forgotten that the only difference between wanting to be something and being it is doing it.

okay sorry i try to not look at or think about ffxiv drama from the other evil site because it is exhausting and i simply do not care but someone calling the girl that was edating 8 guys at the same time "boyfriend limit cut" is too fucking funny to not post about here

Do it

It’s the first controller to transition into being a big titty goth girl

All it’s missing is a septum piercing

hypno obsessed puppy girl that holds a pendulum in her mouth and brings it to you and whines if you dont swing it back and forth in front of her

too real lol

NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️‍⚧️

i'm still thinking about this

I'm sorry.

Poor Tahani you don’t deserve this

Granted this situation is largely self inflicted and she’s spiraling way, way harder than is maybe warranted but still

Poor Tahani you deserve better

Rupali has been the most reasonable and honest person in this so far(minus going along with Nichole’s stupid ass scheme and denying her sexuality for so long)

Which is why I fully expect her to do something REALLY stupid and rash and self-sabotaging soon

Tahani girl you’re great but you really, really need to learn when to turn off the gremlin mode

Rupali is being serious here about someone really important to her. If you want to be considerate and caring, you have to actually listen to what someone is saying and try to understand how they feel