Paul Berry-Briggs (Taylor's version)

I am 100% in support of the idea that women can do whatever to their bodies / faces.

However, if you're an actress like say Vanessa Kirby and your face is incapable of moving it does somewhat impact your ability to do your job well. #fantasticfour

Couriers need to understand that 'in my front garden, clearly visible from the street' is not the same as 'safely delivered'.

Women's football is now just as annoyingly thrust into my attention as men's football. So congratulations on that I guess.

What i'd like to see from 'your party':

Full transparency on MP's interests. Not just monetary, but who they meet with etc.

No whip. Every MP free to vote their conscience. But every MP has to explain, in writing why they voted how they did. For every vote.
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I say the same about breaking bad. I found that incredibly dull as well.

I'm uninterested in women's football because of the 'football' part, not specifically the "women's" part.

Eh, I thought it was slow paced, dull, and relied on knowledge of how it ends to create tension rather than standing alone.

Protip for looking younger past 40: Just spend your life indoors due to crippling social anxiety, never letting the sun's rays age your ghostly complexion.

It'll be good footage to use in the trails later though.

All the Nazis seemed to disappear after WW2 except for the ones at the top. The rank and file are going to find it hard to pretend they were just following orders when video like this is out there.

In a stunning moment of shiteification, a journalist took something inconsequential and turned it into complete clickbait.

Or something digestion related. It's usually one of those two.

The existential horror pressing at the edges of the thin facade you create so you can pretend the things we do every day matter?

Wikipedia being uncharacteristically savage.

UGH. Are we not ready to move on from mysterious men in the sky yet guys? We've got people in space ffs.

Fear is the mind killer

Being a really old Grandfather is no reason someone can't be a threat to the American way of life....as Trump proves every day.

(Note: Trump isn't quite in his 80s which means this joke is slightly less satisfying. Come back next year for a retry)

a man is standing in front of a fire and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is standing in front of a fire and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

That's my secret cap, I'm always crippled by embarrassment at my own actions.

Imagine the absolute indignity of being caught on camera....at a Coldplay gig. Not sure I'd ever leave my house again.

Oh and I guess they were having an affair or something too.

You also need 3 people's income to raise kids these days.

Sounds like polyamory is the future!

A picture of a man wearing a funny T-shirt. The T-shirt has a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow, juxtaposed with the slogan alpha male.

This is what peak masculinity looks like.

Me: Okay, I've ordered the thing. It won't be here until tomorrow. What can I do to pump dat dopamine while I wait?

ADHD gremlin: .....order another thing.

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Autistic infodump powers activated!

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But future generations cannot vote now so....

Quick game: without reading the article is he talking about Russia or the US?

The owners should be legally required to rebuild it using period materials and techniques, then banned from having anything to do with any sort of construction project in future.

Protip: if you tell someone you're Autistic before you meet them, make sure to include 'high functioning'.

I mentioned it to the Gym because I have social issues....took me a while to work out why they were all smiling and talking slowly to me.

It's more like Jazz really yeah

When I was younger and dating (or trying to) and getting rejected, never once did I think that rejection was anyone's fault. The default was being alone and, if by some miracle a young lady gave me the boon of her company well that was lovely.

Why do young men think women owe them something?