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@matteoborghese.bsky.social

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93 Followers  |  393 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 25.05.2023  |  1.7387

Latest posts by matteoborghese.bsky.social on Bluesky

I don’t know. I think it’s actually very Mormon coded. Then again, who am I? Nobody. That’s who I am.

18.04.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Inventing a Time Machine for the sole purpose of returning to an era before hotel pool DJs

29.03.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m the dairy farmer running in the special election to replace Elise Stefanik in New York’s 21st Congressional District.

Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?

03.03.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4783    πŸ” 3329    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 131

Solar freaking roadways

26.01.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

13.11.2024 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will do!

13.11.2024 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

knock tuah trick on that treat

25.10.2024 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4186    πŸ” 731    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 21

Who is telling this illiterate real estate dumbass to say this stuff

12.10.2024 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue hairs β€” the antithetical meaning of primal words

15.04.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is scamacca good? A question that will never be answered

11.04.2024 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cybertruck I passed thoughtfully giving me the option to green screen in a better looking car

07.04.2024 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goods I’m including in my kurgan:

- finest bronze adze
- lucky bell beaker ceramic
- sense of fun :)

02.04.2024 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bird flu? well yes, i'm sure it did

01.04.2024 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1614    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 4
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

19.03.2024 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the hot new diet trend is Muffin30 where you eat 30 muffins

19.03.2024 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 394    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in my self-mythologizing era

18.12.2023 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will never stop posting these.

www.tryparrotai.com/video?id=6V8...

21.10.2023 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made a neo-assyrian trump and it’s the only thing I’ve ever been proud of: www.tryparrotai.com/video?id=6V8...

20.10.2023 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was more of a dig at bluesky, but if you need me to be your digital bully, happy to comply nerd

16.07.2023 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations you now have one of the most liked posts in bluesky history

15.07.2023 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have flown too close to the sun

25.06.2023 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ten likes is bluesky viral. Do I have the mental strength to resist posting after such an overwhelmingly successful post? We shall see.

25.06.2023 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope I never actually post here. Not even once.

23.06.2023 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This one is doing numbers

13.06.2023 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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