Weekend: get a reply from my favorite podcast hosts, brag about my son's civilized urination habits.

Monday: Toddler attempts (behind my back) to pee standing up, from three feet away, with catastrophic results. Later, Zach butchers my name.

Still, I forgive and love you both (Zach and my son).

@bowulf.bsky.social I'll have you know I'm so in the bag for seated peeing that I refuse to teach my sons how to pee standing up.

@zberm.bsky.social @bowulf.bsky.social thanks for filling the long drives. It's pronounced "Zin-shtain", btw.