TinHawk

I should do this. Imagine trying to deport me, a descendant of John Fucking Smith. My ancestry on both sides goes back past the Mayflower. My American roots are only superseded by the Native tribes. Deport me to where? One of the original 13 colonies? Take me to Jamestown, motherfuckers lol #fuckice

Don't buy stuff from #UniversalStudios. This shirt was washed one time and it's falling apart as though it has been washed 30 times.

#JasonMomoa has the exact same reaction to Spam musubi that i do

Can you imagine a nice hot cup of chamomile before bed to calm you down and you just get a whiff of fear toxin as you inhale the steam from the cup? Like "they've been at this for weeks" no one noticed an uptick in people having terrifying hallucinations after boiling water for pasta?

Watching Batman Begins, the scene where they find the fear toxin in the water and Gordon asked why they haven't felt the effects. The guy testing the waters says it must be a compound that needs to be inhaled into the lungs...... And I'm like........ Do showers not steam anymore?

History always has a lesson.

Watching Predator 2 and after looking up the demographics, it turned out he killed half the Los Angeles Jamaican population between that movie and current day. Not sure what to do with that info. #predatormovie #headcanon

Nobel Peace Prize winner Oscar Arias says US cancelled his visa The ex-president of Costa Rica has compared Donald Trump's behaviour with that of a Roman emperor.

We live in a hell mouth

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Blessed Spring Equinox, everyone. I made dandelion sugar cookies (hand-harvested dandelion petals blended with sugar), and organized an egg hunt for the kiddos ☀️ #ostara #springequinox #cookies

Guess who got babies!! #quail

Pro tip: hang a cinnamon broom on your door so it's constantly sweeping in the luck.

Whaaaaaaaaaat

I did terribly and my only excuse is that i thought NYT wouldn't pick one of my favorite words

Wordle 1,360 2/6

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Fitting word for today.

Oh snap! How could i forget it's Mar10 Day! Oh, right, I've been inundated with nonsense all day and haven't had time to think.

Here's a meme

I do it while watching scary movies. It helps to reward redundant nonsense with jump scare dopamine.

It's supposed to be a comedy! 😭

The Dead Don't Die (2019) seemed like a cool movie with a lot of great actors and was really great comedy until about 20 minutes in when i realized it wasn't about ghosts; it was about zombies #kinemortophobia #fml #imgonnathrowup

Gardening

Gardening is the only thing keeping me from turning to murder as a hobby.....

Good Ramadan to my Muslim friends

Trump is taking his bad-take social media posts and plopping them into “Executive Orders”…

We will not normalize…

Lmfao this guy.

Measles high infection rate is the reason we have not yet been able to eradicate it. That rate means you need a very high vaccination rate to prevent outbreaks. It is possible, but not with current levels of institutional distrust.

Both my plays so far. Let's see how many people i can convince to unsubscribe from life.

Finish Veilguard if you haven't done that already. It's a fantastic game. Then immediately play BG3 because it's better.

Don't forget that Larian, though they treated the game right for a long time, quit like bitches and won't be doing a BG4 because it's too hard. Patch 8 is the last thing they're doing.

Yeah but that dude ruined it for me by describing the flavors of the breast milk for different races. I can never remove that knowledge.

Someone pointed out the Davrin to Wyll pipeline and it makes a lot of sense since i want to pimp slap them both for being so obnoxious. I literally thought Wyll was a paladin when i first met him with how self righteous he is. Minthara is an actual paladin and i love her. I'm very confused.

Right?! And if this was any ttrpg I've ever played, I'd have a battalion of orphans that I've adopted.