Davey Pierce

Tedifur Squeaks

I wish I had the willpower to use this app more, I have so many cute #cat pictures

It apparently pays very well to be a soulless fascist mouthpiece.

Slippin’ some socialism into my incendiary opinions about cheese.

Praise him!

Don’t get me wrong, I still love DS9

I don’t think Voy is the best trek, just better than DS9. IMO DS9 has more skippable episodes, worse character development (not counting Quark, Rom, and Nog), and fumbled one of the best storylines in all of trek with Sacrifice of angels. The whole series was a lot of build up with no real pay off.

No teeth, just gums, no problems.

I have said this before and I will say it a million more times, Voyager is far superior to DS9.

I got the brains of Tuvok and the body of Neelix, I’m the total package.

Opening a tab at the Whole Foods buffet is a nice way to prove your love for Jeff Bezos

I would simply stop all this madness, if I were to be awarded the opportunity to do so.

It’s honestly hard to imagine being as cool as this guy.

Politics aside, this is objectively the dumbest looking car ever made in this person should feel bad about buying it.

Look, I like Chapel Roan a much as the next guy, but I would shove her in front of a bus for a chance to talk to Babyface.

During BHM???

I apologize for leaving them every time I leave the house.

And no one seems to be willing to do anything to stop it.

The 10th circle of hell is TVs in gas pumps

Squeezing limes like I know what the fuck a lime is supposed to squeeze like

The only reason I won’t eat this old cantaloupe is because I’m allergic to penicillin, not because I’m afraid.

I hear there are people that have actually been working on a new kind of generative AI that uses the most powerful computer ever, the human brain!

Considering how everyone finally understands that dumping billions of dollars into Generative AI is a total scam, maybe now we can invest in this crazy new tech called Universal Healthcare?

Kittens usually get adopted super quick, and this one is so cute and friendly that I’m sure it’ll have a home in no time

I wish we could, but if we keep a cat we can’t foster anymore cats.

My wife rescued this kitten and there is absolutely no way we are keeping this thing, regardless of how much I want to squeeze it and scratch its head and love it until it dies. Not going to happen.

What does enhance the singing even mean? Is it like an advanced autotune or actually affecting the timbre of their voices?

Tedifur Squeaks has a lot to say

Lots of hilarity ensuring at #atlanta’s own LIMELIGHT THEATER — limelight.tix.page

Until the Heat Death of the Universe @ Dynamic el Dorado 1/17/25