Amelia Trace

A Threads post by jlangd reading “Straight up, let's get this out right now: Taylor's not changing her name. Do NOT call her Taylor Kelce Do NOT call her Mrs. Kelce. DO NOT call her Mrs. Travis Kelce. She. Is. TAYLOR. SWIFT. She has worked her ASS off to make HER name in show business. Do not belittle her.” with a reply from dril reading “she is changing her name to "jared folgel". it was on the news”

Snort laughed at work

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

Extremely clear DOGE personnel are at now risk for dual loyalties and conflicts of interest and should be terminated immediately. Analysis and investigation may be necessary to ensure govt assets, including data, are not in terminated employees’ custody and were not offloaded at any time

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

The Daily Herald, Provo, Utah, May 22, 1931 We're strongly against capital pun-ishment, except for morons who write "How True!" and "Beauti-ful thoughts!" on the margins of library books.

There have been reply guys everywhere for those with eyes to see

Six Short Thoughts on the Most Insane Trump Story of All Time Trump's "Team of Amateurs" Screwed Up in the Most Hilarious (and Troublesome) Way

One thing that most people are missing in the group text scandal: The Trump officials don’t appear clear on what *exactly* Trump approved, which is a huge problem in using military force. Stephen Miller says “as I heard it … green light.” 😱😬 www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/six-short-...

Post from Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard that reads: Any unauthorized release of classified information is a violation of the law and will be treated as such.

Circling back on this…

WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

‎5 Calls: Contact Your Congress ‎**As seen on MSNBC...**

Was complaining about [gestures broadly] in the family chat and my brother, a reliably warm, sunny person, said “you know, whenever I start to feel bad about circumstances beyond my control, I just take a moment to yell at my senator.” Then he shared this app apps.apple.com/us/app/5-cal...

Education starts at home!

a new sticker and some news I like to joke—and it's only really sort of a joke—that I don't know what How I'd Fix Atlanta is anymore. It's essays, of course. But it's turned into a lot of other things over the years as well—zine...

stickers!

i love stickers!

maybe you love stickers, too!

here's how you can get some stickers!

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Detail of map of Germantown, Ohio, showing the location of a "Pretzel Festival Veternas Memorial Playground" due to two events mixing together, presumably

Bloody hell, how rough are your Pretzel Festivals in Ohio?

when you're driving a car, use the power of empathy to do it in a way that would make cyclists feel safe around you (drive to the nearest open field, get out and light the car on fire)

My five-year-old somehow learned some of “All Star” and now keeps singing

🎵Somebody once told me /
the world is gonna do it🎵