New video footage shows ICE agents blocking a doctor from checking on the Minneapolis woman who was shot.

i hope my last words are "that moose ain't so big"

Just so I understand: nazis in the US get to openly be the worst people imaginable, backed by our real government websites and leadership. But we're drawing the social comfort line at my holding hands with another guy (the scandal!)?

6 years sober this Sunday. Ngl I thought this year's newsfeed would do me in. As my bestie always says: I'm still here, sometimes purely out of spite.

Maybe in another 9 years, I can be old enough to be a wizened gray samurai passing cryptic advice.

"ugh I don't wanna work in an office. cubicles are distracting and people will bother me all day" <adopts two toddlers>

A menace. A scoundrel. The best mascot we ever had as a group. I'll miss the fuck out of that little seatbelted idiot.

don't fucking call me out this hard online XD <3

Sometimes constantly defending that "I'm sure" about my identity feels like suicide by 1000 paper-cuts. But then I remember, five, tearing little bits of paper into origami stars to make some big wish when I had enough.

I'm just here making stars again. ⭐

Shine on. ✨ 🏳️‍🌈

#pride

i think we should pronounce "grimace" as if it rhymes with "versace" so I can feel fancier at mcdonalds

kinda bullshit that we owe hospitals money when the patient dies but i can get a refund if my burger has pickles on it. like one of these product mistakes is easily reversed.

himbos implies the existence of regular, normal hims and i'm just not buying it

What if we.... stole memes from X and posted them here as our own so that I don't feel bad screenshotting them for imgur? A little bit of crime? A skosh of burglary?

👇🏻👇🏻

(sarcastic) no, you don't understand - I feel like I've lost an ocean. I'm in mourning. don't you know how hard this is for me?