As a child of the 70’s I’m still traumatized by fluffernutter sandwiches on Wonderbread. 😋. I am, however, intrigued by this sugary abomination 😂
10.08.2025 18:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tickets? Tickets? I need a miracle!
10.08.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yes! Now the hard part, deciding what’s for dinner.
08.08.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I didn’t notice, that smile dazzled me!
07.08.2025 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Came to say that 🤑
05.08.2025 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Lizard King
05.08.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Building himself a penthouse.
05.08.2025 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Awww! I want to snuggle with cloven hoof puppy!
04.08.2025 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can bring my patio set and uncover it, that brings the rain far more times than fasting.
02.08.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some days it feels like Sauron got the ring.
02.08.2025 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Somewhere a dad joke just got its wings.
02.08.2025 18:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was like 😡 but then I was like 😂😂😂. Thanks!
02.08.2025 18:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I truly hate that song
01.08.2025 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three! Crunch
30.07.2025 23:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
😱😭
30.07.2025 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My son’s name is Gork too
30.07.2025 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Haha I’m more a 800-777-7777 guy
26.07.2025 17:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Rest in peace Ozzy.
22.07.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What is it about the Talenti containers that make it so hard to recycle them? I have way too many in the pantry waiting for use.
19.07.2025 15:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Shhhloorppp
19.07.2025 00:50 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No
17.07.2025 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also has access to the best Hollywood makeup and CIA disguise experts. Almost like they want people to notice.
17.07.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Right? “Home by Christmas” is a family holiday favorite. She just doesn’t kick anyone’s ass in it and her ex deserved a whooping 🤩
17.07.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I know someone I’d like to see transported to space in one of his rockets.
10.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Camel meets eye of needle. News at 11
01.07.2025 15:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh Myrna, sit down and have some tea. Let me get you a doily for your cookie. Have I got some stories for you.
26.06.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I think you reversed the number. Happy birthday!
25.06.2025 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I read that in Ving Rhames’ voice. 😂
16.06.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We the People have no kings!
14.06.2025 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s okay. You’re speaking for many.
13.06.2025 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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