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"These tribes are not ruled by one person, but since ancient times they have lived in the people's rule, and therefore their happiness and unhappiness in life is considered a common cause." Procopius of Caesarea, 6th Century Historian.

a clown is laying in a bathtub with the words compra nike written on the bottom . ALT: a clown is laying in a bathtub with the words compra nike written on the bottom .

I think Pennywise was probably scarier when people thought owning a small house w a covered porch was "not doing well." Now the economy is scarier than clowns.

This is excellent thank you

Tell me some good news or an interesting animal fact, chat. Could use it today.

Saint Bernard sits at the top of the the driveway!!!

"Her head will be made out of cereal treats."
- God, when she made me, probably

I think it depends on the agent! If they have a website, they usually have submission guidelines. Best of luck!

thank you - I'd hire you, too!

i don't think i got the job :(((

Preserve us this day from Farm House Chic. Amen.

so sorry :(( Hope they figure out what's going on

I have so much brainrot I read this as "unalive" and was very concerned for a moment.

Just want to give a shout to Mrs. Rachel - if ya'll don't have young children in your life, just know that this badass cutie is an early childhood education content creator who is STANDING UP for Palestinian children under immense pressure. I love her so much

Also, Miss Kitty is learning to make friends with my roommate's cat, and it's very cute.

The walk out by the lake was lovely - can't capture it well, but it was very relaxing.

Obsessed.

a cup of food is being poured into a bowl ALT: a cup of food is being poured into a bowl

i wanna eat cement

Also, these two headlines from the same news source.

Okay, but I've seen two strong pieces of evidence that Trump not only knew Epstein, but participated in trafficking children. I feel like that's being forgotten in the chaos.

I'm really sick of it all. I'm trying to get out of here in the next few years, but it's hard.

what a day for the news sector, too. I'm so sorry - sending lots of love through the chaos.

getting a negative performance review and it's literally just a list of ADHD symptoms YIKES

Black holes might be origami and that hurts my brain

bonkbonk ow concussion ow ow why

It's giving "Everyone say something nice about Dad for Father's Day." and I'm not a fan.

i got hit in the head w a golf ball yesterday pretty hard and my head is hurting still and i have a headache and i'm kinda scared

Wish me the audacity of a white man today, my friends - I'm applying for a job with a publishing company ✨