Wyatt Kindlesparker

january isnt even over yet

21.01.2025 17:53 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

mantis shrimp
mantis shrimp
not a mantis or a shrimp
is he strong?
rocket punch
eats a crab
for his lunch
look out!
here comes the mantis shrimp

01.12.2024 15:38 — 👍 7419    🔁 931    💬 207    📌 84

A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about the Muppets. Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it.

02.12.2024 14:37 — 👍 7995    🔁 967    💬 150    📌 77

Blockenheimer for Bluesky

PSA for those who don't know about it, there is a tool to mass block/unblock or mass add/remove people to block lists, based on if they liked/reposted a post, follow an account, etc.

Just create an app password in settings, paste a link in blockenheimer, and voila.

It's powerful, so be careful! 🙂

02.12.2024 00:16 — 👍 100    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 0

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

02.12.2024 02:08 — 👍 28827    🔁 3784    💬 762    📌 406

Hey all, I created an LGBTQ org starter pack. Please follow them and let me know if there's any I'm missing. go.bsky.app/NwuB1aa

22.11.2024 19:02 — 👍 431    🔁 137    💬 25    📌 6

Image description: images of various types of chairs. Text above reads "guide to chairs ehlers danlos edition" The chairs are labeled as follows "a comfy position doesn't exist," "I'm gonna need a muscle relaxer," "nap time," "good thing I'm flexible," "POTS episode," "good thing I'm flexible 2.0," "spinal instability," "are spines supposed to be this straight?" "Fold me like a taco," "I forgot how humans sit," "torture Device," and "I'm gonna need help getting up." End image description

I thought I would start off by sharing one of my memes that's an oldie but a goodie.

#eds #ehlersdanlos #hEDS #hypermobility #zebrastrong #memepage

18.11.2024 04:12 — 👍 62    🔁 17    💬 6    📌 1

Two mugs of tea, one mug is adorned with a design featuring blue tits the other with donkeys

Tits and Ass

21.11.2024 13:56 — 👍 11078    🔁 906    💬 245    📌 71

plz let me out

20.11.2024 01:55 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Once the Supernatural team learned how to do black CGI eyes, everyone had black CGI eyes. It was like season 3 hit and everybody was possessed all the time

19.11.2024 02:07 — 👍 3865    🔁 164    💬 93    📌 21

No fucking way this is real oh my 😭😭

20.11.2024 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A long haired tabby cat on top of a cat tower, wearing a Christmas elf costume that is slightly over sized. He does not look pleased.

Probably the grumpiest Christmas elf I’ve ever seen

20.11.2024 01:41 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0