Tame

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I PROMISE.

know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this

2 years later

I firmly believe that every futch needs an otter homie so you two can gas each other up and encourage homosexual behaviors in the other. I’m so glad my otter homie is in his exploring era. He’s getting out of his shell and having so much fun, it warms my heart! The confidence boost is huge! 💙

And the drop is LIVE!🥳
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- 150+ new toys, including new models & sizes!
- Orders 60+ get a free Souvenir goodie box
- Orders 200+ unlock free shipping
- New hats @ 7:30 (we will combine orders!)

Thanks for an amazing 5 years so far!!!!!🎉

Your Drop Picks are Freshly bathed and ready to get packed and shipped! 😍 If you had an 'item sold' message on something in the drop you really wanted, maybe go double check if it's still there? We had a rather large inventory management bug to squash that night.. 😅🙌 #toydrop #dongsoup #dongsky

I wasn’t able to clean lint off them beforehand, but I FINALLY got my dong case together!!! This isn’t even all of my toys, let alone all my squish, but this is the bulk of my toys!

Y'all butter prepare yourselves for tonight's stock drop ;)

(9/25 at 8:15pm est; pre-shop going up in the next few hours)

Have some UV and GITD closeups! I’m super happy with how I arranged everything, especially since I no longer have an empty almost-assembled bookcase lol

I wasn’t able to clean lint off them beforehand, but I FINALLY got my dong case together!!! This isn’t even all of my toys, let alone all my squish, but this is the bulk of my toys!

A purple squishy cow inspired by Venus of Willendorf, with the title "Heifer of Hayville"

New squishy unlocked! The Venus of Willendorf inspired squishy busty cow, Heifer of Hayville, is available now in 5 sizes!
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Remember. Shut the fuck up.

This was always true before, but even more so now with a government that is just ITCHING to arrest anyone it can for anything.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

dildos are pretty neat

⚔️ Let me solo him...

We just dropped a load of Rangers, Niles and Dozers in a range of sizes, so whatever your level, there's something for you.

👉 go.were.dog/drop

The "ber" months are upon us...so you know what that means! The pumpkin patch is open once more! Our seasonal models Horace and little pumpkins are back! Drop happening THIS Friday 9/12 @ 7 pm CST! 🎃🎃🎃
#sextoy #dildo #kink #fantasydildo #bodysafe #silicone

Lady Gaga and NIN released new music videos today at the same time (half an hour ago). My two favorite artists both sharing new art as they age and evolve.

My inner child is so fucking happy! I’m so glad I stuck around to see them thrive! Hopefully I’ll see Gaga live like I just did NIN 🖤

I’m so fortunate my gf paid for a secondhand ticket that popped up last minute! It was a row in front of her and the group, but I was still right there by her and able to finally headbang to Head Like a Hole live like I’ve dreamt of for YEARS! Money is a fuck but I’m so thankful for her and music

Seeing NIN live for the first time this past Friday healed something in me that I didn’t know was there. After spending most of my life expecting I’d be long dead by now (26), I thought seeing them live was a pipe dream. But damnit, I fucking made it! I checked that off the bucket list for sure!!!

As an adult you simply must learn to say "this is not for me" and then leave it be.

"ABDL furries are weird and gross!!" You are a coward. You are weak. This fandom is full of bizarre & strange interests and language like this is sawing the support beams of your own home.

Use filters. Be an adult. We aren't kicking people out of the restaurant for ordering from a different menu.

If they overturn gay marriage, I am going to genuinely lose my shit even harder. I have many things I wanna say or do already but know that I would sooner die than marry a man. It’s already bad enough I can’t safely transition legally now or that my right to bodily autonomy is already compromised.

@surifox1.bsky.social tag you’re it!

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Check pretties here ready for your collection
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#dongsky #fantasydong

Visa and Mastercard released their public statements on censorship!

Visa and Mastercard are pretending they don't make any judgments on legal purchases, but Collective Shout CLEARLY told us they successfully pressured payment processors.

KEEP CALLING! IT'S WORKING!

Any payment processor that refuses to process completely legal transactions from legitimate businesses is simply not fulfilling its function as a payment processor.

They deserve to be pressured into fulfilling their function because that should be considered the bare minimum.

It’s been a hot minute since I got these but now they’re in their new display! I love my Snitties and matching squishes from @fantasygrove.bsky.social ! Thank you to @battybombshell.bsky.social who took my blueberry cheesecake inspo and made these incredible works of art! 💙💙💙

we cannot protect fictional nsfw content and creators by throwing real-life porn and sex workers under the bus. we cannot protect lgbt content and people by throwing porn and sex workers under the bus. we all rely on freedom of speech and expression and must fight for that common goal.

Going to do a small drop this Friday 7/25/25 @ 6pm Central Time!

I mean I know the UK laws just came into effect but I just showed a photo of a Minion to the face scan and it accepted me as being an adult

FYI this "safety" act also makes it harder to block people. I've had people yelling at me all day on Reddit because of a few comments on Warhammer posts where people are whining about "wokeness" or whatever the fuck and I can't even block them because their accounts are set as NSFW.