'I need some help to bake a cake, if you know what I mean...'

'MUST NOT INCLUDE STRAWBERRIES DUE TO ALLERGIES'

I accidentally pissed on a bunny while running sideways from the police.

Nu händer det alla varnade för.

It really is. In fact, the map provided in the game could be used to navigate the inner city today; IIRC only the game's media house, the PC castle are fictional and the castle is on the spot of the present-time PD.

It's also an awesome setting.

And no, I'm not biased just because I live in Uppsala and am an history and mythology nerd. That's completely coincidental.

Threads post by @vivlainous: There’s a lot of stuff I need to debunk which I will get to don’t worry, but I want to start with what I find the funniest which is the notorious “slightly autistic” tweet. This is gonna be a bit so just bare with me This is entirely fake. Like, literally none of this ever happened. Ever. I don’t even know where he got this from. My best guess is that he went to the Milo Yiannopoulis school of gay stereotypes, just picked some at random and said “eh- good enough” in a last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy points when he is so obviously in the wrong even in his own fucking story. I did not have a “love of musicals & theatre” when I was four, because y’know… I was fucking four. I did not know what these things were. My earliest real experience with musicals was when my twin brother had a hamilton phase in 8th/9th grade and overplayed it so much in the car to the point where for a long time I swore off the entire genre.

Threads posts by @vivlainous: I never picked out jackets for him to wear and I was most certainly not calling them “fabulous” because literally what the fuck. I did not use the word fabulous when I was four because once again I would like to reiterate… I was four. Like this is so obvious I don’t even think it warrants explanation but apparently people believe this nonsense so here I am. This entire thing is completely made up and there’s a reason for this. He doesn’t know what I was like as a child because he quite simply wasn’t there, and in the little time that he was I was relentlessly harassed for my femininity and queerness. Obviously he can’t say that, so I’ve been reduced to a happy little stereotype f*g-ing along to use at his discretion. I think that says alot about how he views queer people and children in general. As for if I’m not a woman… sure, Jan. Whatever you say. I’m legally recognized as a woman in the state of California and I don’t concern myself with the opinions

Vivian Jenna Wilson, Elon Musk's trans daughter, is absolutely torching him on Threads (yes, this is her, she confirmed with video). You absolutely love to see it, except for the fact that it's not happening on Bluesky.

This is one of the most important pieces of investigative journalism in years. correctiv.org/en/top-stori...

Yeah I'm gonna be in the clear that fucking fast.

Really? Det visste jag fan inte. Props till honom iaf att han valde att gå emot den teorin som typ var grunden till hans rykte när han insågg att den var bullshit.

...eller har jag blivit felinformerad där också? ='(

Debunkad av samma forskare som först presenterade teorin dessutom!

The image is a humorous mashup of two movie posters: "Die Hard" and "Home Alone." It features the face of Bruce Willis from "Die Hard" on the left with an exploding building, juxtaposed with Macaulay Culkin's character from "Home Alone" looking shocked with his hands on his cheeks. The text "DIE" from the "Die Hard" poster and "ALONE" from the "Home Alone" poster are combined to read "DIE ALONE," creating a playful blend of the two films' titles. The poster suggests a nonexistent crossover film and carries a comedic tagline, blending the themes of action and family comedy.

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Ja.
En del kan jag inte göra något åt. En del försöker jag göra något åt. En del vill jag inte göra något åt. :)