ChiTheMonkey 🏳️‍🌈 is screaming wordlessly into 2026

Oh friend 😞🫂

these are officially confirmed for this spring 👀 now to pick the patterns ill have them in!

Yes, exactly, hello fellow mother.

This I get 🤣

I mean, same 🥰

(and I was doing that an hour ago 😜)

Of course.

Yeah, see, those of you across the pond, that makes *sense*

But some of these maniacs are in my timezone and don't have kids. 🤣

It's always fun seeing who else is awake this early based on reactions to my posts.

HI FRIENDS

What the fuck are you doing awake before dawn?

<uncomfortable laughter that doesn't quite dissolve into tears>

Thanks Cassie

It's not great!

To explain what it's like:

I keep catching sight of myself in windows or mirrors and actually experiencing bursts of dysphoria where I hadn't before.

Like my internal mental picture is already seeing them there, and my brain is objecting to their absence.

Emory it is not great 😅

Already got @memelessmischa.bsky.social lined up for a bit of the day before, may tap you Sunday or later in the day Monday babe 🩷🫂

Really looking forward to Valentine's with my wife 🥰

I'd read about it, but that's different than experiencing it.

Watching my coping mechanisms shut down ahead of my surgery (and feeling my dysphoria roar up into the gap) is very unpleasant.

Gonna be worth it, but really unpleasant.

Ooo, such a big patch. Massive envy you're getting all that done in one fell swoop.

Doc Impossible is an extremely talented writer, deep thinker, and good friend. Definitely check out her new book!

Nameless Amazon.com: Nameless: 9798218929794: Wendler, Zoe Ann: Books

Hey guess what!

Apparently, a "Feb 11" release date with KDP means "It's Feb 11 SOMEWHERE."

Which means NAMELESS is OUT!!! Available on DRM-Free ebook, paperback, and hardcover!!

Nobody survives winter alone!

www.amazon.com/Nameless-Zoe...

Gonna

Gonna leave that one alone Emily 😅🤣

Girl can be a thing you do, and doing it feels *great*

So true.

I've found even just a bit of gloss and eyeliner perks me right up.

With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.

NEW: Ring has introduced "Search Party", a horrifyingly dystopian feature nominally designed to turn all of the Ring cameras in a neighborhood into a dragnet that uses AI to look for, in their commercial, a cute lost dog.

With Ring, US consumers are actually building a surveillance dragnet.

Vercute Maddie.

Thanks!

Infuriating.

This cannot be the first time they've run into this though.

No that's the butt, my butt is doing fine, very few complaints there, don't plan on doing any surgical intervention re: my tuchus.

😊😳

ENTITTENING!

Soooooooooon~