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Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry
Angus should be thanking his lucky stars Albo is a victim of decision paralysis.
13.02.2026 04:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Parliament House needs renovation so the distance the Opposition bench is from the dispatch box can be altered to reflect how many members they have therefore how politically credible they are, so as of today it would be 18m away.......
13.02.2026 03:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait why isn't TA still P.M, he has all the answers.....Hmmm i'm stumped.
13.02.2026 03:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dig, baby dig.
13.02.2026 03:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Love it.
11.02.2026 05:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sadly amusing that it took Haaretz to pick up on this line by Albanese
10.02.2026 09:40 β π 353 π 150 π¬ 63 π 37Well done Albo you ham fisted twit.
Believe I have reverse cohesion now, or is it de-cohesed?
A choice between tea OR coffee is enough to cause collapse in that clown show.
10.02.2026 02:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And fuck the ACTU for their cowardly silence.
09.02.2026 09:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A post from 2019.
Weβve been betrayed ππ #auspol
"Causing embarrassment with intent to shame" i think you will find is the offence.
09.02.2026 09:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0These weak willed do nothings will grandfather in 87% of property and claim victory.
09.02.2026 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well done Victoria Police.
06.02.2026 11:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tribunals and guillotines.
06.02.2026 06:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sharpen the guillotines and excise corruption from the world, there is no redemption or rehabilitation possible here.
Pull....Thwack....Next.
Let's get this straight.
Adani donates $600k the Qld LNP before election.
After the election, Qld LNP ends legal action over $400 MILLION in unpaid royalties.
Dodgy, dodgy, dodgy. Thread.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
A dollar short and a day late.
05.02.2026 03:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yep, sucks.
04.02.2026 07:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
youtu.be/CvywXrjeZUk?...
"Political skill without moral ballast corrodes institutions". Well put, and what we are seeing globally in the political elite.
They understand just fine.
03.02.2026 21:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This the Peoples Popular Front? I forget.
02.02.2026 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep, what are the Greens even about these days?
02.02.2026 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0100p vomit.
31.01.2026 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We don't believe your smoke and mirror schemes.
31.01.2026 23:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Albo has a spine made of paddle pop sticks.
30.01.2026 22:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Simple solutions to complex problems.
30.01.2026 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking forward to seeing innovative new forms of protest.
30.01.2026 08:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gestapo vs. bake sales.
30.01.2026 08:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They have fumbled the hand grenade.
28.01.2026 09:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This won the Netherlands top cartoon award
25.01.2026 23:19 β π 478 π 209 π¬ 17 π 5
