Brad, see? 🍁

Hey, it makes sense. Get those Pablo López updates asap

Love the extra quarter-hour Twins "are you sure" check-in

I saw that post. It had mid-apocalyptic but hopeful vibes. Would have liked it at least that many times myself.

The triangle represents the three month full-price cycle between 30% off sales when you shouldn’t by a product, but inexorably is exactly when you need it.

They’re allowed. Maybe they’ll be inspired to win in 6 games this fall.

The only way to describe traffic on this stretch: Charlie Kirk all gummed up

BREAKING: Trump Issues INSANE Ultimatum to Canada/Europe "Rearm. But Buy It All From The US or Else!"

There has always been a large dose of hypocrisy in the #UnitedStates ' dealings with other countries, but it has gone far beyond that now & is full-on extortion. #NATO #Canada #EU #cdnpoli #uspoli

BREAKING: Trump Issues INSANE Ultimatum to Canada/Europe open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

We are in the Golden Transition, where the media rubber stamps anti-social billionaire copypasta as future-forward thinkspam above the fold, with links to pearl-clutching missives on jobs data and unemployment trends, as the lazy jobless youth and postgraduate uber drivers indulge on avacado toast

Brad Jacob’s with the Golden Touch!

The future according to Sam.

That opening sentence would make a good t-shirt

Why don’t they do this? So much easier of a target than throwing shoes at Bush

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Every trans person who comes out in this climate is a living rebuttal to every headline that tries to erase them.

a man in a costume is sitting in a chair surrounded by men in white uniforms Alt: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune floats above his sycophants after a good goiter squeezing

The Ben Garrison cartoons showing Trump as young and muscular SHOULD be satire, but lol no they pump him up like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune.
Now THAT was satire before its time.

He can't even charge a tariff ffs 😂

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US-controlled kill switch

Oh, I am sorry are my comically loud bedtime hiccups keeping you awake

Arguably there are more maniacs here than

You could show me ONE thing

The cookie recipe from the weekend said to fold in the chips, and I had to take a moment.

Funny thing is even those didn't stick

Soul works too, she has one.

You need to hear the goal call in Inuktitut.

Other than smearing hot habanero sauce directly onto your eyeball, that's great to hear!

Coldest take imaginable: if billionaires are allowed to develop, deploy, and profit from AI that takes away jobs en masse, they need to be taxed enough to pay UBI to EVERYBODY.

"But that means some people won't look for work", who cares? Capitalism takes more than it gives. Let's try something new.

Reporting live from the 80s to say this Sting is way more cop than Police

🐫 actually inbound

Ugh, re-home the cats, evict the rest of them.

Casting an equally judgmental eye on the “seller” for not taking the kittens back to re-home more carefully. If you’re going to traffic in domestic animals, take responsibility for your choice in placement.