Kelly

how many firefighters am I going to upset with my presentation about wood?

rip to the bootie my fur child energetically kicked off in the 2ft of snow. I'll find you in the spring I guess

THIS

Saved to phone

MAID

Damnnnnnn...

a man sitting in front of a dell monitor ALT: a man sitting in front of a dell monitor

When my editor crashes and I haven't saved my changes

“The President, Vice President, and ALL CIVIL OFFICERS of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.”

- US Constitution
Article II, Section 4

To the pawn owners I've been sending back with rotten fruit, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize

I need to get it together and finish Dragon's Dogma 2 before Fable comes out. You may think that's plenty of time, but for me? Oh, no.

Incapable of understanding how "abolish ICE" was silly but arresting 5 year olds is public policy

Look at this neat DnD gift one of my designers got me 🥹

(First roll was a 1 though sooooo)

what if we simply didn't harass game devs

My plans for NYE tonight

They're making me watch Die Hard. I've never seen it.

The cravingssss

That hurts to see. Many players truly don't realize how much developers sacrifice to make these games

Guess who's driving Santa around town??

They let me

This is the time of year where everything I touch shocks me and I hate it

Kudos! I, myself, found too many lame excuses on my day off

I adore playing dumb DnD characters. In tonight's game:

My monk, to the ghost we summoned channeling a dangerous aurora in combat: "Why are you still here??"
The ghost: "I haven't answered all your questions."
My monk: "How many more questions?!"
*It poofs*
My monk, to our ghost whisperer: "Oops."

the cravings rn. but can't complain, I have shake shack sooo

Never forget the all-time greatest placeholder asset, from Doom 64

My top 4 games I've played this year:

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

If you're not squeamish, the new Frankenstein was good

A green wolf with flowers growing from its belly

#dailyart 69 : flowers

well-paid developers

Update: I survived, but the rogue splatted from 100ft after the final blow riding a dragon