syldue zine COMPLETE!

frighten your man on your third date with these simple tactics!

timeline A:
sylvain: this was my favorite movie in high school! (fake)
movie: dude where's my car (fódlan version)
dedue: ...

timeline B:
sylvain: this was my favorite movie during high school! (real)
movie: pi by darren aronofsky (fódlan version)
dedue: ...

it’s date night and #syldue want to watch a movie! are they staying in to watch an old favorite or going to see something new? what’s their pick?

i guess sylvain got desperate cuz he just proposed to dedue. in the rain in front of the carnivorous plants. despite the constant infidelity on both sides. this proposal message is killing me

graphic announcing sylvain angst weekend running from January 23-25 A laid-back weekend for laying into Sylvain Gautier. Create art, fic, meta—whatever you like—then share your work with the hashtag #SylvainAngstWeekend graphic is red and white and features hearts containing sylvain making sad faces. flavor text: make your seasonal affective disorder his problem! hurt/comfort, hurt no comfort, pining, stubbed toes—sic him! Let’s celebrate love and friendship (last three words crossed out) Just Getting That Guy

here it is! a weekend for the collective to take whacks at sylvain, lightly or otherwise—because no one wants to see him suffer quite like those that love him best

Sylvain makes the turkey, Dedue makes at least a dozen distinct turkey leftover meals throughout the following week.

also sylvain makes the turkey (depending on his level of self-actualization, it's either mediocre or very good but slightly over-ambitious) and dedue makes the stuffing (flawless)

sylvain the turkey because turkey is ok dedue the stuffing because stuffing is delicious

syldue nsfw zine add-on more like "gobble gobble"

dedue the turkey bc his haters think he's dry but the real ones KNOW and sylvain the stuffing bc he's a pain in the ass and loves carbs NEXT

#syldue Who the Turkey who the stuffing

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Sylvain expects to drink bunch and nod off for hours, but ends up watching all the LotR films and tearing up during Aragorn's coronation. Dedue listens to a very long audiobook and knits at least one sock without looking at his hands. They do not speak until the plane lands, and it's perfect.

why is my brain trying to contrive a reason for Dedue and Sylvain to have to "pretend" to make out in the dark corner of a tavern only for it to turn into real making out

Okay this has made me realize that Sylvain totally has flying anxiety which I never thought about before. Luckily Dedue is the ultimate airport dad and has everything under control. He notices Sylvain's knee bouncing and dives into his bag of diversions and pulls out gum or a sudoku book

sylvain listens to the albums he downloaded on his phone, gets antsy, watches The Bodyguard (1992) on the seat monitor, repeat

dedue enacts martial law on his animal crossing town to create a frog villager & purple hybrid flower ethnostate the whole 9 hour flight

sylvain is popping an ambien and sleeping through the entire flight. dedue has a book on ancient mesopotamian farming he's trying to read

what does #syldue do on a long flight?

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found this in my photo archive does anyone remember who made this #syldue

ETA, the Syldue, finally: archiveofourown.org/works/74430086

sylvain and dedue sitting across from each other on a train looking out a big window at the sunrise. they are clasping hands and sylvain has one sock up on dedues lap

collab w @8amtrain.bsky.social for @sylduezine.bsky.social 😊 this being the actual 8 AM train to duscur…we will see a million flowers bloom

syldue baby fever b-side fic thread brought to you by my niece, who is coming up on 2 years old in the spring and is all over this fic. she is very vocal, very demanding, and needs to be the center of attention. and she also loves kitties :) so you can imagine writing this was very topical for me.

dedue steals sylvain's scarf when he's cold so double scarf

now that i'm home i am slowly making my way back thru syldue zine stuff and wow you guys are amazing. Every Fic Rips.

do you guys remember this wow wasn’t that crazy aha

it’s nighttime post @sylduezine.bsky.social #syldue frog and toad erotic art whole no one’s looking

it’s never too late to contribute to syldue!!! consider it syldue zine dlc…

that’s odd I approved all the works, let me see what’s up

green palette drawing of sylvain and dedue in an alpine flower meadow of red and purple flowers. sylvain is standing at the bottom left looking up at dedue who is facing away at the top of a hill. they are both holding flowers. the sun is shining brightly in a warm yellow and green sky

#syldue in a beautiful alpine meadow

jess @8amtrain.bsky.social and i collaborated on 6 pieces for @sylduezine.bsky.social. we exchanged thumbnails which you can find at the end of the zine, and then developed them into full pieces!! this is 1/3 that i rendered…more coming ☺️

still gonna repost syldue forever and occasionally post some BS whenever I think of a terrible prompt

im going to miss talking to myself