Sensitive Fruit

*screaming into the void* Jesus tittyfucking Christ!!!!!!!!!!!

the very rich people currently trying to rewrite our media consumption: what the people want is more canceled comedians whining about trans people

the audience, voting with their eyeballs: bring us more gay hockey sex

good thread. i think everyone should learn about the hedonic treadmill. that shit will eat you if you're not careful.

Sonnet] You jerk you didn't call me up BY BERNADETTE MAYER SHARE You jerk you didn't call me up I haven't seen you in so long You probably have a fucking tan & besides that instead of making love tonight You're drinking your parents to the airport I'm through with you bourgeois boys All you ever do is go back to ancestral comforts Only money can get—even Catullus was rich but Nowadays you guys settle for a couch By a soporific color cable t.v. set Instead of any arc of love, no wonder The G.I. Joe team blows it every other time Wake up! It's the middle of the night You can either make love or die at the hands of the Cobra Commander

you jerk you didn’t call me up (bernadette mayer)

cw: dubcon, bondage, fantasy beast, exhibitionism, voyeurism

Just a fun what-if idea...
Elander displaying how skilled he is at gryphon 'breeding' while Seik keeps Callum company. ;}

Callum is mine
Elander and Seik belong to Necro

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

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shot from the darjeeling limited; adrien brody as the older brother presses his hands to his temples as jason schwartzman as the younger brother says "You want to read a short story I wrote in France?"

the ideology of the hour is femboy maximalism

black and white lineart of fire emblem warriors: hopes yuri leclerc flirtatiously holding dimitri alexandre blaiddyd by the jaw

hopes dimiyuri... save me..

Here's another piece from my @gallerynucleus.bsky.social show coming up this Saturday, December 6th! Less than a week away... details here! gallerynucleus.com/events/1094?...

saw the phrase "not with a bang, but with a whimper" and thought ".... ladies." sigh, just put me down.

🙏😇

i think

oh why thank uou

YouTube video by AnatSob Mendelssohns - Piano Concerto No. 1 in G minor (op. 25) , Yuja Wang, Kurt Masur (Full)

mendelssohn is hornier than i realised

youtu.be/2GGx8TRWFVA

it was! :)))

Delicious snack plate obviously I’ve got tomato I’ve got hard boiled eggs I’ve got olives cheese peach ham and poached sliced chicken breast also

Non-binary dinner

Happy Folger's Incest Commercial Season!
Now with new flavor:

ASSARACUS: BARUCH PORRAS HERNANDEZ BE FAT, DO CRIMES Whenever I break a chair just by sitting on it, I think to myself, wow MY BODY IS POWERFUL. I bend gravity as I walk! Feel the earth groan a little when I plant my feet on it. I crack mirrors when I look at them because they are not enough to hold my beauty! Calling all mountaineers! Time to climb me like the sex mountain I am! Get on fellas! Big Foot is real, you found me! Gargantuan! The beast of your dreams! Planetary! Enough to feed a village! A couch you can fuck! A bed that will massage your back as you melt on top of me, a donut between both our mouths! I know skinny jerks hate it when I say this: My sex life got better after I got fat. I'll say it again, for the back of the room: My Sex Life Got Better AFTER I GOT FAT! One lover says I make him feel like a real person, one lover says no one can make him cum as hard as I can, one lover keeps coming back, says I devour him like a meal, and I do, from his ear lobes to his delicious toes. Here comes the behemoth, get the fuck out my way! Oh no, you bought an airplane seat next to me? Get ready to cuddle, bitch! My legs, my skin, my softness abounding astronomical, my ass astounding. I have swallowed Jonah. He was delicious! I have swallowed the wooden marionette and his little old man too!

ASSARACUS: BARUCH PORRAS HERNANDEZ When I have troubles I eat a donut, fuck a beautiful man, and forget. Be Fat! Do Crimes! Commit the crime of walking down the street while being fat with a smile on your face, I promise you it will just ruin the fuck out of skinny people's days. All the men on the sex apps in San Francisco, a choir of headless bodies screaming: "I am Into: Jocks! Muscle! Daddies! Twinks! College! Nerd! Trans! Otters! Fit! Any Race! Guys Next Door! Older! Younger! Kink! Poz! PnP! Discreet! Monogamous! Polyamorous! Pissplay! Footplay! PUPPYPLAY! Sir-Boy! Father-Son! Uncle-Nephew! Bisexual! Bukkake! Lampshades! Cars! Couches! Corn on the Cob! Towels! Curtains! Elbows! Trees! Carrots! Desks! Sculptures Made of Thumbtacks! Anything, Anything, WILL FUCK ANYTHING but please for the love of god, don't BE FAT! No offense, it's just a preference, if I take care of my body, so should you." But I don't care. All I have to do lift my arms at a Bear event and all the men start salivating when my shirt raises over my gut. At a sex club I run through the twinks like a lion runs through tall grass and reeds. They climb on top of me like Totoro as I fly through the gay air. At the sex party seven men get on their knees to form an ass buffet. My tongue, mightier than the sword! Where is the beef? Here I am! To Me, My X-Tra Large Men! Sometimes I have sex just because I know

ASSARACUS: BARUCH PORRAS HERNANDEZ somewhere some hateful twink is furious that a fat person is loving their life. I know my orgasms are so great somewhere a skinny bitch feels the cosmic energy of my release and screams in jealous agony and to that I say "Oh honey, go have a snack."

a gay poem from my reading tonight: “be fat, do crimes” by baruch porras hernandez

World AIDS Day is a reminder that s-x workers have always been leaders in HIV prevention and advocacy.

May all those we’ve lost be what propels us forward.

This movie is not good but does it have chalamet yes

what if i was an obama era indie music boy named ignatz and you were a bush era neo punk rock boy named sylvain…and i gave you face in the parking lot after my show in bum fuck southern ontario

O m g

Leather gloves

#isterik

"you want to be the hero, but you don't want to do anything heroic" maaaaaaaany such cases

One of the best worldbuilding guides you can read is Tolkien's notes on translation, where he talks about the fact that *everything* you write is in practice being translated into English; is is no more anachronistic to use the word "September" than it is use the word "sword" or "house" or "hello".

The trouble with dating the incarnation of Revenge is she'll always try to get you back 😩😔

gender abolitionism is ‘shorthand for the ambition to construct a society where traits currently assembled under the rubric of gender no longer furnish a grid for the asymmetric operation of power’
(Xenofeminism, Helen Hester quoting Laboria Cuboniks)