Rob

Me carrying myself to work on a Monday morning while bleeding, burned, infected, nauseous, tired, hungover, having and a migraine, a broken rib, and four other ailments that are unknown even to myself.

The Fat and the Furious

Obviously both, because I wanted all 120 stars

The math isn't working out... If the world, as in the sum of all people, has become 700% richer, then on average a person has become 700% richer. Maybe they mean that the median has only increased 8%?

Making a stable application 102: change that second "wtf" into "wtf2" to be able to discern between the two different errors

Affirmative, fellow human

Hahaha that's great. Still, I refuse to believe Nintendo did that as an intentional reference 🤣

It references mighty no. 9?! Surely that can't be intentional?

You aren't meeting any frameworks, because I've fought them all off for you. You're welcome.

That's a nice shopping cart

For a 9/9 prediction you have to consult with a magic 9 ball

He's up there with the Grinch that stole Christmas

Your honor, I didn't steal fuel from the petrol station, because the 50 litres I filled my car with actually consist of millions of single drops, and you see, every one of those singular drops is virtually worthless.

If you think about it, 'free' roam is free though, so it's the rest of the game that costs $80

I get the impression you're still being honest 🤔

And if you're not honest? Then maybe you just want a pony and a unicycle?

At least they think you're advanced

Baby oil

Wow that's so innovative! You should add enemy hordes and if your number is bigger than theirs you survive but take their number as damage to your number 😯

Yeah... I already mentioned that.

Because demand stays the same + demand rises = higher prices, not lower prices.

2witch, pronounced "Twitch". Wait-

You've got it the wrong way around, if demand rises but the supply stays the same, the prices should rise. But more importantly, the supply of digital games was & still is infinite, so probably the laws of supply and demand are not relevant in the same way here.

Hey, it happens to the best of us

There is nothing to be concerned about (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Virtue last reward

17: Zero Escape: Virtues Last Reward. My top video game of all time. Nothing has come close yet.

Found my crew ^^

What if it's one of those overly polite ChatGPT-powered bots writing that reply, though 😩

Let me make your life easier: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/You

I've written about you on Wikipedia