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Web stuff, UX, IA, SEO, photography, marketing and all that jazz. ๐ŸŽท If you have something you need, if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you need to bodge some nonsense together to make it work, say hello @ https://hellojansen.com

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Oh, how grown up you are now. You don't even want to play 'jump on the bed' at 4 a.m. anymore.

Maybe we should revive that old game.

08.08.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚ What have we done?

08.08.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like living with my parents again.

#FullFuckingCircle

08.08.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Youth of today.

Youth of today.

The youth of today!
FFS

08.08.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He doesnโ€™t care about average Americans. Could it be any plainer?

08.08.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5110    ๐Ÿ” 1788    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 308    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day

08.08.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Without fear Reform is nothing

Without fear Reform is nothing

So true.

08.08.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unsurprisingly, most people want to be mates with the mayor.

08.08.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How anyone takes these clowns seriously still astounds me.

08.08.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good at hurting themselves!

08.08.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's better at fixing bugs in Next.js than ChatGPT, though.

08.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best served cold.

08.08.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine are A & E ;)

08.08.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AHAHAHA. Of course, they may have just broken down!

08.08.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arf!

08.08.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DeLorean

DeLorean

Great Scott! In today's surreal news, I was dropping my daughter off at the airport earlier. On the way, I saw two French motorcycle cops had pulled over a DeLorean in Perpignan. I have not seen one of those for years.

08.08.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beligerant old fool.

08.08.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Heads up truthers

Heads up truthers

Heads up, truthers!

07.08.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
View from a Canadair.

View from a Canadair.

07.08.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Deadly 'unprecedented' wildfire rages in southwestern France โ€“ DW โ€“ 08/07/2025 The intense wildfire near France's border to Spain has already scorched 16,000 hectares, killing one and injuring 13. "Unfavorable weather conditions" will make the fire harder to control, a French of...

Not the best week for the area. ๐Ÿ˜”

www.dw.com/en/deadly-un...

07.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Superb. Om nom nom. ๐Ÿช

07.08.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing!

07.08.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or they have similarly aligned interests.

07.08.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what it is about Farage that attracts comments from the media about being the PM-in-waiting.

07.08.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only leader less popular than Farage is Badenock.

This isn't the impression you get from the media where Farage is treated like a PM in waiting.

07.08.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My lad paid 30โ‚ฌ for the box with 9 or 10 mangoes after haggling hard.

07.08.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh. The madness of the capitalist system!

How many mangoes do you get in a tray?

07.08.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been told you guys have the best mangoes. I've been meaning to get my arse over there at some point.

07.08.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were staying in and around Himarรซ and then headed to Athens from there.

07.08.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently, Albania is amazing, and everyone has to go!

07.08.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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