Maggie Behm

Just learned that in denial is a river doechii says soup beans not sous vide

Olives are one of my greatest joys in life

giggling and kicking my feet i love josh Allen

send help, I can't stop listening to froggy fresh and I'm starting to think it's good

Rewatching but I’m a cheerleader for probably the thirtieth time, that’s my cross to bear

I close my eyes each night and am haunted by the memory of marnie’s performance of stronger

I like this app because I fear no real world implications of anything I post

To stress everyone out, I would like to announce that I have 219 tabs open on 7 different windows

You’re either a bird or you’re in a jug band, I fear there’s no inbetween

The two things I believe in most in this world are crazy straws and air bud law

Another day of wondering how someone hasn’t already made an “eating bush ‘84” shirt to the style of the Reagan Bush ‘84 logo

I regret to inform y’all I am thinking about Steven Tyler’s weird shrimp toes right now. Someone showed me a picture of them nine years ago and they’ve never left my mind

can’t stop won’t stop throwing up, just try to stop me baby! no seriously please someone make it stop!

The true terror of experiencing something that no one has posted about on Reddit yet

We live in a sue or get sued world (I have not been threatened with legal action but I am deeply terrified of it)

Ashamed to admit I just realized this app is blue-sky and not pronounced like brewski. Didn’t even consider blue sky as an option

I keep Snapchat just so I can know that a year ago today I was in the hospital for stroke testing but also six years ago today I was in Long Island and my great aunt passionately argued that Bobby Flay is cuter than Billy Joel