Rad Uncle Dad 💦🥩 @dpaddanny

I like the bit where hes a trucker and the car behind him calls the 'Hows my driving' line and it goes directly to him and hes like 'oh is he weaving from side to side? Is he tapping his brakes? Is he throwing a vanilla milkshake at you?'

02.02.2026 05:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BUY MY BOOK!

01.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

youtu.be/c2sg1sqrScc?...

23.01.2026 16:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'Man I'm the best! ...but I'm constantly telling myself I'm not and/or don't deserve to be.'

Sounds about right....

22.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mmyep

21.01.2026 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RAWR!

20.01.2026 05:06 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them ALT: a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them

As a 9ers fan I say- anyone but Seattle....

...but it's our own fault...

19.01.2026 05:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm so out of shape even my birthday suit doesnt fit right.

18.01.2026 05:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jean-Clean Van January lives!

18.01.2026 05:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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18.01.2026 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woof. Wait till you discover 'film'!

18.01.2026 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dylan!!

17.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 149 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 0

Huzzah!

18.01.2026 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Had a great birthday but my sportsball team lost and is out of championship... but hey, here comes 41!

18.01.2026 05:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Im a 9ers fan. I feel your pain but at least your game was close.

18.01.2026 05:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some solid birthday thrift finds

18.01.2026 05:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fascinating how that was just too much for most people.

17.01.2026 05:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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It's late, I'm drinking, it's officially my birthday............NOW!

So I ordered Taco Bell as a late night feast why not!? Bring on 41.

17.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feeling very special and blessed to have such good friends.

They got me Switch 2 for my birthday.

My heart is very full.

16.01.2026 00:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Jean-Claude Van January!

15.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Counterpoint- I just farted.

14.01.2026 05:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Think of the most random TV shows you can possibly think of. Got one? Now find and post a GIF from it.

14.01.2026 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Oh to be whelmed in precedented times....

10.01.2026 04:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They never explain to you the exhaustion of simply existing when you're a kid.

Huh...

10.01.2026 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#LastFourWatched
#filmsky

09.01.2026 23:48 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'Commander Underling... National Terrorist'

09.01.2026 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'Unmasked'

09.01.2026 05:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wish I could've made it this year. Hope you both do many sales!

09.01.2026 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got my hair cut today and the girl asked if I wanted her to trim my eyebrows.... ouch.

09.01.2026 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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