“Excuse me,” I say to my friends. I exit the restaurant and climb a steep road up to a wooded mountain. It takes hours. From there, I trek up to the highest peak, where no one can hear me, and scream:
“ASTROLOGY ISN’T REAL!”
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“Excuse me,” I say to my friends. I exit the restaurant and climb a steep road up to a wooded mountain. It takes hours. From there, I trek up to the highest peak, where no one can hear me, and scream:
“ASTROLOGY ISN’T REAL!”
Every month it’s like “Do I want Botox or groceries?” and I always choose groceries and I for one am sick of it
16.02.2024 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fair
16.02.2024 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am so, so, so sick of people talking to me about astrology. I’m about to make and wear a shirt that says “stop speaking star lies at me”
09.02.2024 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time flies when you’re deeply confused about a simple task
01.02.2024 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi!
31.01.2024 00:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shoutout to my local Walgreens teens for making life worth living
27.01.2024 03:57 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I am so goddamn stressed out
06.01.2024 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love living in LA, seriously, but apartment hunting here is a grind
05.01.2024 23:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Have a cup of tea, pop some deodorant on and stop thinking”
Some real ass advice for 2024 courtesy of Such Brave Girls on Hulu
SNL is the bloated rotting corpse of American comedy
23.12.2023 05:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jamie Lee Curtis is a phenomenal actress
23.12.2023 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Willy’s Wonderland is soooooo much better than the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie like damn
23.12.2023 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP COVERING “FAST CAR”
DEAR GOD, PLEASE STOP, THE WORLD IS ALREADY DEPRESSING ENOUGH AS IT IS
Hot take Queen Latifah should have let that dude jump in Last Holiday
20.12.2023 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Britney Spears is an important part of any balanced workout routine
19.12.2023 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love showing up to my friends’ Christmas party just to listen to them bitch about how hard it is to live in LA. So glad I allocated time out of my life to listen to you shit on my dream.
17.12.2023 04:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0