@mrsdocatcdi.bsky.social
Yes I married him... Turns out after 20 years he grows on you I'm told mold does that too...
you feeling ok? Where did you put all my knives?
24.06.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Supreme Court issued a stay, effectively ruling, for now, that the Constitution no longer applies, at least not to immigrants. Fast-track deportations with no opportunity for judicial review violate the fundamental principle of due process, especially for people already on U.S. soil.
23.06.2025 21:56 — 👍 16165 🔁 5416 💬 1124 📌 442you might not be ok old man!
24.06.2025 03:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I dont think thats a haiku
24.06.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the store today I overheard part of a conversation between two women talking about bleaching their assholes and I have questions...
Do you pour it over him? Or make him drink it?
I read that if you rub a little toilet paper between your breast every day it will help them grow.
I believe it's true!
it worked for @docatcdi.com's ass!
He told me in order to have peace at home we need to start leaving our problems and the door...
now @docatcdi.com is mad at me because I won't let him in!
so @docatcdi.com says to me
"Our son a freaking genius, he got his smarts from me!"
I told him it was probably true
I still have mine...
45% of marriages end in divorce
the rest of them end in DEATH!
sorry for the bad news Marriage NEVER has a happy ending!
lol
30.11.2024 03:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hi doc
30.11.2024 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0he @docatcdi.com #baddadjoke
testing testing
uno Dos
and it ended without a trace
good one
29.11.2024 07:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0sigh
hi doc
lol Hi Doc Hi Stephanie
26.11.2024 10:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
so he told me to pick him up a plain tie for dinner next week because he only had joke ones that were presentable
I understood the assignment
(Hi Doc, I made it!)
