Noah🐞

Rediscovered my close friends story on Instagram oh they are going to be so sick of me

Check was too small I fear

Hi gay

Hi moots if yall are wanting to be online friends or irls if you’re in LA my DMs are open (platonically)

One why would they assume 🤨 second the check would need to be FAT for me to talk about bottoming on Instagram

A bottom supplement brand keeps DMing and emailing me to promote them 😭

I love this app bc I think I only have one or two irls here

Hi gay

One year closer to a fully developed frontal lobe

Now when I wear 6 hoop earrings at once what does that make me

I’m doing challengers for one and maybe Danny phantom (just for my blonde costumes) I fear I’m doing 4 costumes this year 🫣

Want to dye my hair back to dark brown but two of my costumes require me to be blonde

I need to do more makeup looks this year, but this is my fave from a couple years ago

I’m so excited for halloween

One year closer to a fully developed frontal lobe

Your telling me this water is circumcised (cut water)

Capitalism has gone to far why are meme accounts adding banner ads to text posts

I think we have progressed enough (too far?) in the tech sector

LA is great bc I can still wear tank tops in October

She’s getting another 15 mins, thank you miss Britney

Was finishing my workout then “work bitch” by Britney Spears came on shuffle so I had to stay longer

Do you think the moon is non-binary? What about the stars?

Malicious Gay faggotry

Making all my friends get a little bob wig for my birthday and going clubbing

Was planning on going to Coachella for the first time this year… but after this line up I think I’ll hold off

imo it’s like monster mash it will only be good around Halloween

I want to switch out of the Apple ecosystem but I don’t want to give all my data to Google. We need another phone Os

Thinking about all the data they are definitely stealing from you with these glasses.