Х500 обр. Огнемет (🔞)(STOMPR)

AHHHHH I GOT INVITED TO THE ENGINES OF DESTRUCTION PLAYTEST

WOAOAAHHHH

What do you mean by this

ironically as one of those evil communist mechs I am largely uninvolved with mechsploitation like the most I've read is the first chapter of Myrmidon

I guess something about a little meat thing in the cockpit getting tortured by *another little meat thing* doesn't do it for me? Machines only, pls.

I fw robot transformation type shit but almost exclusively if you get explicitly machine-like with it
I don't just wanna see a sona but metal I wanna see a weird maintenance platform in the general shape of a person

That too is my brand.. bagger is just an extreme example

Anyway hai two story digitigrade contraption with autocanons for arms speaking

Catwalks and pipes and railings and such on giant machines.. ough

(^ would fuck a Bagger 293)

HELLO HI HELLO THATS MY THING HI

"None of this furality outage nonsense would have happened if Truman bombed Moscow instead" - @evilmachinewife.bsky.social

Standing by!!!! Waiting for my new bedroom!!

I'm very STUFF HUMANS INTO MACHINES pilled it doesn't take much to fluster me

EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME MUST *FULLY* READ THIS THREAD!! WAAHHOGHGH ITS GENDER

She does look a lot like you but without those attached upper and lower decks..

I think his main guns are some absurdly large quadruple-digit mm caliber but they're thankfully beam weapons so the recoil I was expecting doesn't actually exist

She's also got a brother ship who's a dedicated battleship and he seems fun. His human crew all have a thing for the robot officers and also the heavy machinery in the cargo bay.,,

each ship has its own culture yknow!
My wife treats people like equipment
and her brother treats equipment like people

She says "Get in the launch bay we have an operation" and I say "I don't wanna get in the launch bay" and she just overrides manual control and I can't even do anything about it!!!!

she also has a nuclear artillery fetish and often mistreats my landing equipment on the way down planetside..

i need for there to have been a power struggle revolving around something valuable on the station before i get there. i need to investigate it.

My wife is a lot like you... except she has big cool guns... she's like battle carrier... she's so based... she also has a huge thing for drones so there's a lot less yuri and a lot more evil robot sex
Other than that she's fusion powered and can torch from here to Jupiter in 4 months

Aircraft Carrier "Admiral of the Fleet of the Soviet Union Kuznetsov" puffing out black smoke from burning mazut

MECH FACT
Most tanks run on diesel, some older tanks run on gasoline, while most of my sisters run on diesel as well I am actually a certified mazut guzzler just like great aunt

Aircraft Carrier "Admiral of the Fleet of the Soviet Union Kuznetsov" puffing out black smoke from burning mazut

MECH FACT
Most tanks run on diesel, some older tanks run on gasoline, while most of my sisters run on diesel as well I am actually a certified mazut guzzler just like great aunt

dude no way i had a target reference point on the treeline! what a coinkydink? what's your pos again? yo bro that's a little danger close bro. not to like, harsh the vibe but there's this thingy called circular error probable? no dude i can SEND it i just need you to be aware of friendly fire bro

i bet you shit on sfw agere too ugh

Latex suited, spiked collared, skull masked, claw gloved creature. Curly hair behind skull! Leaning over the camera, hands on desk, like it's hungry and you're meat.

Latex suited monster from first picture. Standing with one arm behind and other arm gayly raised. Curvy thigh waist area and big belly from all the water it drank. It stares at the camera. Big and round and shiny ........... Ough

Same as last picture, but the hand behind it is now on its thigh. It looks a little bit off to the side to better show its row of fangs.

#latex #skull #monster #belly
2.5L water

when the youtuber with a cute voice jokingly says 'mommy i would like the toy' and you feel your brain flood with "I can be your mommy, little guy"

Oh yeah fear not vro it's less like armor and more like a coffin with legs
Cockpit space :3

Hard shelled I need to put you in armor and weld it on and and uh

Aah I love tanks....... pretty....