Tyranny Of Dragons - Livecast

Valyn after hitting a few nat 20s in a row: "I need to play some mother f'ing farkle!"

#farkle #dnd #5e #ttrpg

Valyn repeatedly being bailed out of trouble because the party convinces everyone he is slow

#slow #dnd #ttrpg #5e #cleric

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Drunk asshole making fun of the super old bartender

Donny F:

#dnd #5e #ttrpg #justice #lotr

#KCD2 background music for the session is the best move

#dnd #ttrpg #5e #music

Congrats Valyn on holding the dice throne at the end of our session!

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Vond when someone doesn’t get intimidated by him

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Vond when Hor tells him that he is their champion and chosen one

#rapture #heaven #dnd #5e #ttrpg

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Valyn with the first Nat 20 of the night!

#5e #dnd #ttrpg #nat20

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Mannon watching Gahtu immediately try and swindle a merchant after getting out of wizard jail

#smh #dnd #tabletop #ttrpg #5e

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Vond calling in a favor with a hidden sending stone to rescue Donny F and Gahtu from wizard prison

#cia #agent #dnd #5e #ttrpg #wizard

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The party looking at Donny F and Gahtu when they find out what they were offering in the prison to get out

#sus #dnd #5e #ttrpg

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When Gahtu and Donny F realize the punishment for setting demons loose in a wizard school is being test subjects for wizard school projects

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #5e #ttrpg #ohno

What does it mean when the only female character in the party rolled the biggest d*ck size?

#phallus #dnd #5e #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #awkward

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To be fair the student was resurrected immediately so is it really a big deal?…

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Being reminded that Gahtu may or may not be a t*rrorist after losing control of summoned demons and getting a student in his class killed

#oopsie #dnd #5e #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #demon

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The NPC that Vond was contracted to kill realizes he can be bought

#godfather #offer #contract #dnd #5e #dungeonsanddragons

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All the escort that Donny F hired sees before Mannon sees before having their mind temporarily melted

#mind #melt #dnd #ttrpg #5e #dungeonsanddragons #trap

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Nathtar having respectful rizz and accepting when told no

#respect #rizz #chad #dnd #5e

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Vond deciding the only way to get close enough to assassinate an innocent single mom is to rizz his way into her bed and pull a black widow maneuver

#blackwidow #shrek #rizz #terrible #dnd #5e #ttrpg

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Valyn telling everyone to just go all in on the last round

#little #bitch #dnd #5e #gambling #ttrpg #problem

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Gahtu manipulating the gambling market by being a bad influence

#influence #gambling #dnd #5e

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Donny F begging for a loan shark to keep playing rollies

#addict #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #5e #gambling

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The party 5 seconds after gambling is unlocked. They will not financially recover.

"I actually lost all my money. That was literally everything" - Donny F
"Fuck it, all in" - Valyn

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #gambling #allin #stupid #5e

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Our party's heads as they overthink the simple game of rollies that the DM set up for us to gamble with

#dnd #5e #dungeonsanddragons #gambling #hot #steam

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Vond realizing that gnomes and humans get nasty

#gnome #human #dnd #5e #dungeonsanddragons #horror

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What Gahtu feels on his head as he hides under Nathtar's cloak

#dnd #balls #5e #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

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Donny F rolls a Nat 20 to history check and recognize a notable person. He then immediately calls them by the wrong name, naturally.

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #5e #ttrpg #nat20

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Everyone casually looking at a map of Waterdeep. Meanwhile, Valyn sees an area labeled City of the Dead and is like what the hell is even that?!?

#dnd #5e #dungeonsanddragons #waterdeep #wtf

Larian, our former prisoner turned stowaway, is now apparently our personal steward. Not bad for a guy who everyone thinks died 2 weeks ago. Of course he doesn't know he doesn't have a choice but that's probably for the best

#errand #dnd #5e #dungeonsanddragons #lucky