Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops

Editor to generate a fake internal server error page complete with You, Cloud, Server in red and green

Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.

#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec

ordering not guaranteed

in this economy???

all at once?

How many Kubers do i have to Nettee before I’m a platform engineer?

We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be

that's way more flavor than Lacroix has, tho

@snipe.lol

one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

FACTS:

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

A pentagram with the points, from the top clockwise, marked 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath.

Announce yourselves, cowards!

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday '' .

not yet, Bub

DNS is a 4 letter word

Apple: "What if we made off-by-1 errors a _feature_ ..."

Don’t lose the plot.

🤣🤣

If you mean "someone threw a grapefruit at the truck carrying pallets of plain seltzer and they re-labled it "Pampelmousse", then yes.

But to your point, that's still more flavor in the water than pride in these products :(

100% this

See also: "Don't Look Up"

aka La Croix levels of pride

I’m looking at reviews on targets website, and it seems they left gibberish on the tags.
Perhaps they couldn’t find a Pride statement that was aligned with their ant-DEI stance

kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.

It seems like a good time for a reminder to buy your pride merch from queer owned business.

If you're in the US and got denied a health insurance claim, please check fighthealthinsurance.com

It's FREE, will not hoard your private information, and yes it's AI, but used for good (and made by someone who really knows what she's doing ❤️ and all code is on github)

GOP congress critters: “Pete, we need you tp help us justify the proposed increase in defense spending”

Hegseth leans back and shotguns another Coors: “… What if we had to replace a bunch a jets ahead of schedule?”

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

This is high art