Guinevere Saenger

a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads “Touching grass isn’t enough i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “

good morning friends 💚✨

Fand es gut ausgelegt und leicht nachzuvollziehen!

und auch: was hab ich da grad gelesen 🤯

I hold a lot of fringe, radical beliefs. Like:

– Kids shouldn’t go hungry
– Healthcare shouldn’t bankrupt you
– Teachers shouldn’t have to work a second job

I know. Unhinged.

One of my small joys in life is to inform people that the majestic sea eagles that make the PNW their home have a cry that sounds like a slightly drunk chicken.

I apparently look tiny on video calls.

I’m 5’10”.

no it’s el-jibbetuh-kwah (rhymes with Québécois).

I know I’m right because I heard it from a Young Person.

Oh no I have ancient class notes my dad took 70 years ago

I have done this and it’s amazing.

Actually though I just use the leftover delicious liquid from making braised pork belly tho - close enough, and feels as awesome as reusing pickle juice!

Here’s “Basket Case” except it’s about why you shouldn’t use Face ID or a thumbprint to unlock your phone

I mean if you extract “divine curse” to “accurate observation of human nature” it’s six of one, half a dozen of the other

Today I realized Cassandra was autistic

When I was a child, the computers were the ones who would scream when we got online

Consumers now face "tariff surcharges" for some goods as companies pass along costs U.S. businesses are starting to add a tariff fee to customer bills and shopping carts to offset rising import costs.

The party of tax cuts just enthusiastically endorsed the highest sales tax increase in the country’s history to own the libs.

virginia tech's ETD repository has been crashing so often from being scraped by so many bots that they've had to close off external, non-university access. In case you needed more evidence of how LLM training hurts open access.

A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ADJSHFGAHJDSFGK - dashare.zone ADMIN

First spring ride! 💐

Here to report I just now created my online account and downloaded my statement.

It worked well, and the account creating was well-organized and included human-readable laguage, terms, conditions, and suggestions.

This type of thing is my personal cryptonite so I'm glad it's done.

Same. I live in Seattle, famously hilly. It’s a game changer. Kid is too old to want a ride now but I’m addicted and use it to go everywhere within ten miles. Also groceries.

There’s probably some fabric treatment that comes out in the first wash.

I would recommend ironing it with steam, especially the collar, possibly with starch (or whatever it is people who still iron their clothes use these days).

Or, like you said, buy a wrinkle-free button down. 👍

this is one of those timeless tips that still works today, btw

@schumer.senate.gov don’t be a Nazi, vote no on cloture.
Or step aside and let someone lead who has a spine and a conscience.

Primary @schumer.senate.gov

Like let this be over. We need to be done with people who care more about elections and playing 3d space chess vs actually representing the will and needs of the people they were elected to represent.

And we need people with actual spines

I get less patient as I get older.

Less patient in the face of bullshit.

It won’t have to. But it will have to go into next year’s What To Expect If You’re A Speaker.

ps: none of mine asked for any such thing. skill issue?

I hate DRM on ebooks so much. No one is a bigger hater I assure you

bone tea

AHEM