gremlyn ♿

A user asking Siri the distance between Sydney and Brisbane, to which it responds "28.2 quadrillion kilometer US dollar squared"

I see this image from time to time and I never fail to burst out laughing when I do

an ingredient list for kashmiri chicken curry: asking for 500gm chicken, 2 large chopped tomato. 4 cup butter, 1 1/2 tablespoon garlic paste, 1 1/2 tablespoon ginger paste, 2 tablespoon green chilli sauce, 2 cup coriander leaves, 1/4 cup raisins, 4 tablespoon meat masala, 3 tablespoon refined oil, water as required.

girl: you're buttering me up
the kashmiri chicken curry recipe she tells you not to worry about:

"Buy Hooded Horse Publisher BUNDLE" -54% is crossed out in grey and the new deal of -1% is bolded in green font on green background. the bundle is discounted from 227,63€ to 215,28€

wow what a great deal i love to save 1% instead of 54% thanks steam

update on this i have connected with her on linkedin to help disseminate. python and java, four years as amazon (sorry it’s amazon not aws) SDEII based in seattle, clearly a high performer if anyone is looking to hire, or if anyone within amazon has a role for her

it's gotta be at least as popular as chevrolet crocodile alligator

I'm a chicken in an incubator
go to work and I'll see you later
I'll be here cooking in the blanket
freeze to death? nah I'm gonna make it

I'm a chicken in an incubator
say goodbye, yeah, I'll see you later
curled up in the hot spot
scharrel koken, ik ben hutspot

made up a stupid song this morning about me and my electric blanket and now it's stuck in my head like a song you need to finish hearing play 😩

this post is universal, and also oof, solidarity

anyway that's what i've been hot mad about for a week now. nobody has offered me any help other than asking me to Try It One More Time. Try ME one more time

close up of the filter in the bottom of the espresso basket. there are a bunch of hole cut in the steel and kinda make pattens if you stare long enough

the holes on the bottom of an espresso basket

Screenshot of a whatsapp conversation. I send a receipt, the recipient replies "wasn't it your treat?" to which I reply "My presence was the treat" and to "pay up ho"

I'm Dutch, don't play with me

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

what’s the matter darude? you’ve barely even touched your sandstorm

if you haven't started to ask yourself if the people you hang out with regularly are really the kind of people you truly want to be around, now's the time. your associates shape you in myriad ways, so hang out with people you admire/respect and are really worth your time. old friends != good friends

Recalled pressure cooker model numbers: 98527 (6L-PC), 93550 (KY-318B), 96775 (KY-318A).

#RECALL: Tempo USA Recalls Ambiano Electric Pressure Cookers. The pressure-cooker lid can be opened before sufficient steam pressure has been released, causing hot contents to escape, posing a risk of burn injuries. 4 reports of severe burn injuries. Full notice: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

met my wife 🥰

disability community that saved my life time and time again - and helped me piece together DIY care that has changed my life drastically

stayed connected & reconnected with people i love dearly

several incredible jobs!!! including my current one 🎊

& a lot more 💖

Kotzebue residents are under a mandatory evacuation due to an oncoming storm surge. Residents who believe they are safe in home are asked to stay in place, but many are being asked to move to higher ground/more inland. Residents needing help evacuating need to call the KPD dispatch. #Alaska #AKLife

how was yours?

fraught, but full of promising precursors to hard but good things that are happening 💖

bsky.app/profile/zero...

you look a lot like him, you got his nose and his cheeks and his face shape!! it's so nice seeing echoes of loved ones in the mirror 💖

new thing to have to worry about: actual employees you called at a company’s actual number transferring you to a scammer because they trusted search engine AI instead of looking things up through internal resources

these are really fucking cool!!

Three coffee mugs on a white counter. Left: orange and black mug with a picture of a witch flying in the sky. Center: Black mug with skeleton goat head and upper torso. The head has a pentagram on it's forehead. There are skulls and bats around it. Right: orange and black mug with a ghost that has a pumpkin for a head.

New #thesatanictemple coffee mugs!

Left:
Witch Mug designed by Bill Crisafi

Center:
Tombstone Mug designed by Luciana Nedelea

Right:
Ghost Pumpkin Mug
The Moon and the Jack O'Lantern designed by Alexander "Lex" Corey

#tst

I'm so sorry 🫂

Screenshot of court order, which reads in part: “A combined hearing on the preliminary injunction motion land a trial on the meries under Rule 65(al(2) is set for October 29, 2025l before the Honorable Judge Karin J. Immergut, in Courtroom 13A, beginning at 9:00 a.m.”

While we were sleeping:

A federal judge in Oregon has blocked the Trump administration from deploying any federalized National Guard—Texas, California, the state’s own—in Oregon.

That’s big news. Even bigger: She’s decided to hold a trial on the merits. That is: She’s putting people under oath.

A screenshot of an email from the Bluesky Moderation Team with the subject line “Bluesky Account Behavior” sent at 22:15. The email states that a Bluesky account controlled by the recipient, with the handle @spacelawshitpost.me, posted a reply with an image where the alt text reads: Charlie Kirk sitting in a white T-shirt that says “Freedom.” A negative consequence follows. The email indicates this post violates Community Guidelines regarding violent or threatening speech, specifically listing threats of violence or physical harm against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public, and incitement of self-harm or suicide.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

A screenshot of an email continuation from the Bluesky Moderation Team displaying a bulleted list of Community Guidelines violations. The first bullet point describes threats of violence or physical harm as including threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public. The second bullet point defines incitement of self-harm or suicide as content that encourages self-harm or suicide. The third bullet point explains wishes of harm as expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group. Below the bullets, a paragraph states that users may not use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others and that all users must be treated with respect. The next paragraph informs the recipient that as a result of these violations, your account has been taken down. A closing paragraph thanks the user for doing their part to keep Bluesky a welcoming and empowering place for all users and instructs them to email moderation@blueskyweb.xyz if they have questions or wish to appeal the decision. The email ends with the signature Bluesky Moderation Team.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

A screenshot of an email reply from a user with the initials AJ and profile picture to the Bluesky Moderation Team, sent at 08:01 with the subject line Re: Bluesky Account Behavior. The email states the user wants to appeal the decision, asserting there was no threatening or violent connotation behind their use of the image. The user explains that the Charlie Kirk post is not a threat but rather a reaction meme expressing disappointment, with no threat made and no incitement of violence. The user mentions they have attached multiple examples and explanations, specifically 12 images in total, demonstrating the use of the image as a reaction meme. Below this text is a blue hyperlink to a Bluesky post URL. At the bottom of the screenshot is an embedded image showing a Bluesky post from a user with the handle @britculpsapp.bsky.social with several emoji reactions and a repost indicator showing Bluesky Elder. The post text reads: how to explain: this has been used as a reaction image to spending $20 on doordashing wendy’s & isn’t a threat. The timestamp shows October 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

A screenshot of an email from the Bluesky Moderation Team sent at 08:11 with the subject line Re: Bluesky Account Behavior addressed To: Hide My Email. The email reads: Hi there, Thank you for reaching out to appeal the takedown of your account on Bluesky. We have carefully reviewed your case, including the information you provided and the activity that led to the suspension of your account. After investigating, we have determined that your account activity was in violation of our community guidelines, specifically promoting hateful content or being disruptive to other users. We take these guidelines seriously to ensure a safe and respectful environment for all our users. As a result, we regret to inform you that your appeal has been denied, and your account will remain suspended. This decision is final and cannot be reversed. We understand that this may be disappointing news, but we must prioritize the well-being of our community and maintain a consistent enforcement of our policies. We encourage you to review our community guidelines to better understand the expectations we have for user behavior on our platform. Please do not create new accounts, since those will be taken down for ban evasion. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Unfortunate update: Link reached out to BlueSky and got email back now on reason.

His appeal is denied. He will remain permanently banned on BlueSky’s side.

Here are the screenshots he just sent me as of 8:22 AM EST(my time)

everyone needs a snack sometimes!

anyone who has been having trouble asking for help, or accepting help, should read this

what a relatable mood, goddamn