haunted mentions

oh shit

lol

some day has to be!

i've never seen it before but my brain immediately did the same thing

CNBC Stocks making big moves midday: Oracle, Figma, Trilogy Metals, Ford, and more 16m ago • Christina Cheddar Berk

lmao figma

xai game studios presents cybergrok 42069

the wrongest anyone's ever been about football

i wish this was ever going to happen because the release day would be the funniest day in the history of this website

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

not optimistic that the six justices appointed by the child abuse party will allow the law against child abuse to stand though

call me crazy but i don't think viewpoint neutrality requires that states equally allow a doctor to tell a patient to take either medicine or poison

hell yeah

he fell over

hey you guys remember trevor lawrence

smartest nafo guy

that's what the war on science gets you

he's dead guys

dinner - male
girl dinner - also male

fucking hell. i gave bari ‘they may take our lives, but they will never take our news’ and she went with this lame shit instead?

on the one hand, it really is possible that only jared golden could win that seat. on the other, we don’t need jared golden’s seat if we pick up thirty other seats

"There is value to making the brutality of your opponent so plain as day that no one can argue with it."

thank god

what up its ya boy nutsling

that’s encouraging

in fact, it’s already solved the first problem

high-level review would solve both the problem that got erin banned (obvious bad faith reporting) and the problem that keeps jesse singal here (superficial compliance)

me too man

frankly you can barely do it here because it’s not very funny

you couldn’t do this joke on mastodon

update: i have been murdered by an entire app that thinks it’s north sentinelese