Stuart

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day and he thinks Farage is the right man to sort Britain out. He says he reminds him of one of the commanders he fought alongside with distinction. In the next few weeks he's going to auction off his medals and donate all the money to Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Absolute perfection. #Reform

parkrun done… now for a busy day of lying around in my pants

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I just saw you quoted in a BBC News article and came here to congratulate you on your stance.

Can’t wait to buy your book when the move is complete!

Ahh, that makes sense. I’m glad I’m not the only one who does that out of frustration of iCloud Photos updating in real time. I might use this… thanks 🙏

Erm… can’t you just use your phone as a portable camera? Or am I being dense 

Not true. Unless mines defective 🥺

Every. Single. Time.

Love a sculpt class!

SO Good! The audible books are fab too

Especially the seal clubbing just before 😆

“And hers is pretty messed up” has got to be one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard… made better by barely being able to breath 😆

I learned to hate the Russians all through my whole life
If another war comes, it's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them, to run and to hide
And accept it all bravely with God on my side

We always need Bob Dylan

Isn’t she? It’s really unfair

Ohhhh man!! Right in the middle of my sister’s wedding abroad. 😤

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Very excited to be seeing the wonderful @qi.com being filmed tomorrow.

Not so thrilled that everyone I asked to go with was busy!

Ah well, date night for one!

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a pile of food with gif-finder.com in the corner Alt: a gif of Rowan Atkinson’s character Mr Bean performing a chef’s kiss

Boiled to perfection

Rabbit hole. Not whole. ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

Just gone down a rabbit whole of lost negatives… 🤯

I was going to recommend Present Laughter. Was lucky enough to see it in person—loved it.

Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:

That’s the absolute right label for it. Filth.

Adore forever autumn!

I love my Barbour… but can’t be doing with the waxed version.

The smell 🤢

I’ve got an ottoman bed, so it’s a mattress on top of a flat base.

The kindle holding bit is fine, but I’d have an option of a flat cantilever-style plate that could slide under the mattress (so more like a right angle L-shape)

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

It’s in your room… why aren’t you naked?!

Stunning 😍