BBQ: Bob's Burgers Quotes

Just don't make it about the turtles, Jocelyn!
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Rebuttal? Yeah, where I'm from they call it buttle-rubbies.
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My mom's friend Alan, he's okaaayyyy. 🎵
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This is one of my favorite lines in the show. The implications are hilarious. 😂

I told principal Spoors I had incriminating pictures of him. Because I drew incriminating pictures of him.
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I'm not taking a snake car to a madness castle!
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Uh, Jimmy Jr.? A little less running your mouth and a little more running your feet, huh?
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Oh my god, I'M shaped like a 'J'!
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Lin, you're gagging.
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I'm roller dancing with my friends, Doug!
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me* lol

You waited eight minutes to tell my my daughter ran away?!
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They look like little butts, Tina.
Yeah, they work on every level.
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I'm a member of a yacht club, young man. When I ask for panko, they ask, "how panked?"
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Ugh! It's not a keyboard, it's a melodica!
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Oh, hey Tom Selleck.
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Here comes the meat plane right to your counter 🎶
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THIS is from Kevin. Kevin Ishihara. He juggled three Beanie Babies at the last talent show. Three.
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"Get him some wine?!"

You mean AI, like, "as if"?

Video game and animation podcasts during all daytime hours, Bobs Burgers and the Simpsons at night. Gotta keep the brain distracted during quiet moments. I don’t wanna hear what that bitch has to say 😂

SAME and my name is Kayla, too! :D

You have pretty... eye?
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Does your big, fat belly get in the way, Bob?!
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Oh hey marshmallow

I'm agent johnson, and I'm agent johnson, and we're from the fbi

Teddy, please!

AND WHY DID I HAVE HUEVOS RANCHEROS FOR BREAKFAST TODAY?!

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