Roscoe Quackstorm

YouTube video by 💀DJCam794💀 NOOOO! #kickstreamer #twitchstreamer #retrogaming #streetsofrage #extralife #nooo #sega #reedit #poo

Reminds me of how I get baited at work.

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Happy Flat Fuck-O-ween!
#flatfuckfriday

Sacrifice the ace, hide the four kings.

Something I learned from playing the administrative game this week:

Showing your ace doesn't mean you're showing your entire hand.

YouTube video by Ethius Curb your enthusiasm - Credits + Theme Song

I just played this at work because....

*Looks around... Nothing makes sense.... NOTHING*

I can't even.

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Your deviance is getting all over the floor... 😅

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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think this is my spirit animal.

Parental Permission (Part 4) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Douglas is asking his father for permission to go out with a friend on Halloween. He has gone down to the basement where his father has spent many hours painting various models. Across his table are various tools for model painting. Douglas is weary of being down here at all be he does not want to put off asking his big question. Douglas: Dad, could I go trick-or-treating on Halloween with Gustopher and his dad? Ben: Yes. Panel 2 Douglas is surprised. He was expecting to be told no and possibly receive a lecture on how immature trick-or-treating is. He wants to understand why he's being given permission. Douglas: Really? I thought you'd call it childish. Ben: It is childish. You are a child. Go do child things. Panel 3 Ben begins to paint the model spaceship he's holding. His expression grows a little more serious. He explains his reasoning. Ben: Enjoy it while you can. Life is short. Eventually you have to stop playing with toys and man up. Panel 4 Against his better judgement, Douglas questions this statement. Douglas: But you're playing with toys right now! Ben: These are collectables. That's different. Deep down, Ben knows it's really not that different.

Parental Permission (Part 4) - Gator Days

YouTube video by The Wise Investors Charlie Munger: $500,000 Is All You Need!

Not that anyone has the patience to listen to this...

But actually, patience is the whole point.

We don't need to be super wealthy. We just need peace, stability, and enough to live.

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YouTube video by CHEK CHEK - CRIME (Official Audio)

Also, this song appeals to how I experience the deeper part of the autumn season.

*quietly vibes*

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YouTube video by Wabie Crazy Beans!! #animation #cozy #charliebrown

Don't eat the wrong Jelly Belly on Halloween~

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Fuck everything.

No, really.

Fuck. Everything. I dare you. >=)

Also, the "putting up fences" deal is actually my motto. I say, "Look, my job is to put up the fences to make sure you don't end up where you don't want to be. As time passes, I will narrow your fenced-in enclosure. And you don't want to be stuck forever, so that's your motivation to get done."

Dream: As a dissertation advisor, I want my advisees to satisfy their deepest curiosities while successfully navigating the constraints of formal process

Reality: I'm just trying to put up fences so my advisees don't fall off cliffs

DOUBLE REALITY: My dissertation advisor was a true shepherd

#NoKings Miami!

Up to Something - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 It's a pleasant day at kindergarten. Ember is chatting with Bolero and Grace about raisins and Teacher seems to be straightening up some things. He's carrying a box of salt. Why? I don't know. The teachers in this city are weird. Don't question it. Along the wall is a banner that has "THE ALPHABET" and "NUMBERS" written across it several times. The actual words, not the alphabet and numbers. Someone was yelled at over this. Teacher (thinking): Ember has been behaving all day. Ember: RAISINS! Panel 2 Teacher narrows his eyes and watches the situation carefully. Teacher (thinking): She's up to something. Teacher doesn't want Ember to know that he's onto her and plans to continue acting as if he hasn't noticed anything. Panel 3 Bolero begins to speak but Ember can't pay attention because she's distracted by Teacher. She looks up at him and carefully considers the situation. Ember (thinking): TEACHER HASN'T BEEN UPSET WITH ME TODAY. Panel 4 Ember narrows her eyes and has a realization. Ember (thinking): HE'S UP TO SOMETHING. Ember continues to do nothing so that Teacher will not suspect that she's onto him.

Up to Something - Gator Days

Let's let Godzilla send us out on this last Flat Fuck Friday of the year.

#flatfuckfriday

Going to FurPoc because I can.

I might not be streaming right now, but I've convinced @sunitai.bsky.social to attend the con and moderate my behavior.

Me: *existing*

Furry telegram group: UwU! We notice you!

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Me: *existing*

Gay dating apps: "Petrov from 9021 mi away has noticed you!*

I criticize furry a lot. But like... maybe a hot take here...

Furry telegram groups for events > Gay dating apps

Gay dating apps suck SO fucking hard. Jesus.

"Brain is currently unavailable but will return to the office on (insert random day here). I take all emails seriously and will respond within 125 days. Thank you!"

Brain refuses to brain.

The last visitor was a mole! It was squeaking hella loudly. However, the cats refused to deal with it (luckily), so I caught and released it.

Mice do not receive mercy from the cats.

Pets are the best~

The cats are scouting the kitchen. Hardcore.

The temperature has dropped significantly.

Something probably got in the house.

😖

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Banned Books - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian. Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned? Dora: Vulgar Language. Panel 2 Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is. Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES! Panel 3 Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter. Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude. Panel 4 Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t". Olivia: Now I have to read it. Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.

Banned Books - Gator Days

YouTube video by Ninety9Lives Andiru - Mind Breaker | Ninety9Lives Release

What about Crash? Chaotic good I think.

Also, the opening song I use for streaming would be his theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg2h...