Word of the day….

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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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This is an EXACT replica of my cat Louis.

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What my toddler meant to say: Remember, I'll always be here for you. Even if you can't see me. Because I love you. -Chili Healer from the episode of Bluey Sleepytime

What he actually said: Remember, you can't see me because I love you.

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