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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

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Dickless chode

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Literally...

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@opifexx is following 20 prominent accounts

@catplumtree

K+R+L
@sometimeslinda

We foster cats and have cats and a dog

Your daily John Waters screenshot
@johnwatersbot

I have never found the antics of deviants to be one bit amusing. (by @jordan-r.bsky.social)

the Mountain Goats
@themountaingoats

crystal skulltula

Faux Pelini
@fauxpelini

Coach, yeller, philanthropist, anger manager. Column on Substack. Formerly at The Athletic. (Parody account) https://mofaux.substack.com/ https://squirreled.substack.com/ FauxPelini@gmail.com

@vintagerotica1

Take a look at vintagerotica (@vintagerotica1): https://x.com/vintagerotica1?t=oetnJMbUPNKbxNm_ebfqmQ&s=07

bort
@crushbort

cinematographer for Doogal (2006)

Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft

Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com

jamelle
@jamellebouie.net

The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group. Send me your mutual aid requests.

Pete Buttigieg
@petebuttigieg

Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.

Bodega Cats
@bodegacats

https://www.bodegacats.nyc

Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline

Hank of Decline Website - hausofdecline.ca Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/

Brennan Lee Mulligan
@brennanleemulligan

Please consider donating to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund —> https://www.pcrf.net

Mike Trapp
@mikewtrapp

Currently, TV writer. Formerly, head writer of CollegeHumor. Futurely, sustenance for robot overlords.

Matt Apodaca
@mattapodaca

Mr. podcast + video games. Co-Host of Get Played. Comedian/podcast producer https://linktr.ee/getplayedpod

Sam Reich
@samreich

🧢 CEO: Dropout 🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise 🌸 he / him

Lilly Wachowski
@lillywachowski

Trans Giantess.

@ltcmdrkat

Stephen Colbert
@stephencolbert

Evie’s husband

Marc Maron
@marcmaron

I do the thing