Boarass

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.

Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

The Capitol Rotunda has been traditionally used for presidents lying in state.

This Monday, it will be used for a president lying to *all* states.

YouTube video by m-samy ettaieb Mars Attacks - congress attack best scene

youtu.be/CvASOprcxKc?...

roses are red
horses make glue
dear united states politicians:

Farewell

MAGA: "Democrats control the weather, y'all!!!!"

DEMOCRATS: "Oh, honey . . . if that were true, it would currently be *pouring* rain in LA and Mar-a-Lago would have been obliterated by 1,000 hurricanes in one week."

This is hysterical.

The President of Mexico was spotted wearing a “Make America Mexicana Again.”

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This is worth another watch

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

Goldman Sachs asks in biotech research report: 'Is curing patients a sustainable business model?' Goldman Sachs warns sales from the most successful disease treatments are difficult to maintain.

I can hardly think of a better example of the moral decay in modern health care than a Goldman analyst noting that biotech cures for diseases like hepatitis are cool and all, until their success diminishes the business opportunity for pharmaceutical manufacturers.

www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...

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Billionaires have more money than they could ever need but never enough to fill the holes in their souls. They would send every last one of you into an early grave if it meant paying one cent less in taxes.

Booyah

There’s no pictures so they won’t get it. Maybe try rewriting it in crayon?

Exactly

Crusty Taints

This is truly the best legal advice we can give.

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who is determined to turn up the volume and EXPOSE all of the brutal, deadly consequences of abortion bans in America.

They're not "pro-life."
They're pro controlling women's bodies.

“RELIGION IS THE PRACTICE OF USING NONSENSE IN ORDER TO EXPLAIN IGNORANCE” AtheistGirl.com

Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.