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r/kitchencels has to be the fakest reddit page made up for screenshots that I have ever seen and I am saying this as someone who never used reddit and has only experienced it through fake posts made up on there to be screenshotted and shared for clout

Cuomo is just italian Hillary

he's bringing back the 2008 Obama classics

conspiracy to make a cop go slow

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

they're literally the only thing you can buy at 7/11 that a union soldier would recognize

Absolute... nerdgasm...

me likey

we need to respect himedanshis. they're a dying breed

goddammit i was going to make a joke about the bias of TMZ but I could not find a single one of those stupid media bias charts with TMZ on it lol

someone correctly pointed out we just have to get someone wearing a shirt that says "free palestine" behind home plate and the MLB would ban all of this shit immediately

Sorry we don't enjoy this *checks notes* AI slop here on Bluesky, take this back to Xitter

I was fat so I wore gym shorts, tshirts, socks, and slides every day of the year

Youtube video from sky news australia entitled 'Wokeness comes to The Simpsons': Homer will no longer strangle Bart

im in a pretty privileged place in life that does let me just be kind of isolated and disconnected from the worst of it, so I do get it

that's fair, i find it kind of useful to know thy enemy and where they are at least, especially as those godawful types become more and more relevant to our actually reality

they should hire some of these bluesky scolds to hang out in the crowd at The Masked Singer. then when Ken Jeong's skull is collapsing in disbelief that the masked singer is Adrian Zmed or whatever they yell "how can you care about the masked singer when democracy is at stake?"

how it feels

also it's kind of fun watching the house just slowly creak and collapse apart at the seams, so much of it is SO busted it's hilarious

IG is a hellscape, there is not a hell hot enough for zuckerberg

and twitter still just has people and this place isnt getting feature parity fast enough for a mass exodus

honestly i just block everyone that mildly annoys me and stay locked on there and its more chill

(sorry to be so pessimistic but it really do be feeling like that more than ever lately tbh)

imagine believing any of the people responsible will ever have to pay for their crimes against humanity

people know how many US government contracts microsoft has right????

they aint doing shit lol

like have none of you seen the shit on IG reels

it's almost arguably worse than twitter because it's just as racist but is reaching an audience magnitudes larger

In The Princess Bride, when the young boy was home sick. He was clearly well enough to be at school. Can't watch it

the very pathetic truth is that all the fuckers writing 'harris lost by running on the left' op-eds would, if she had ran the exact same campaign but won, be writing 'harris won by rejecting the left' op-eds instead. they're not honest people

like larry ellison is attempting to purchase a stunning amount of media companies to make them pro-israel and every billionaire has decided they would much prefer to pivot into fascism than do anything production for society

kind of epitomizes the lib brain, bad nazis are a singular anomaly that will go away through the power of personal choice and voting

also pretending elon is a singular unique figure and not just the dumbest drugged out version of nearly everyone of his billionaire peers

why exactly do people on here act like twitter is the only website taken over by the far right when in fact the entire internet and media apparatus as a whole has been captured by them

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

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