Tima 🐉🌺

Val Kilmer has sadly passed away at the age of 65.

This! I'm dead serious when I say his staffers should be doing the work for the party right now—they've pulled together some incredible stuff really really fast, and they are naming specific stuff in a way that is clear AND has teeth.

OF ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE THAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE EVOKING BLACK LIBERATION PREACHERS ON THE SENATE FLOOR, I WOULD NOT HAVE PICKED CORY BOOKER, BUT HERE HE IS BEING A DEMOCRAT TALKING POWERFULLY ABOUT THE INTERSECTION OF FAITH AND SERVICE AND FIXING A FLAWED DEMOCRACY, FUCK

NEW JERSEY, YOU HAVE CHOSEN YOUR CHAMPION WELL, SOMEHOW, APPARENTLY?

Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits

if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s ‘THE BRIDE!’ follows an eccentric Bonnie-&-Clyde type story that starts with Christian Bale as Frankenstein’s monster fawning over movie stars in a movie theater.

See the full details: bit.ly/WarnerBrosDF

"If America hasn't broken your heart, you haven't loved her enough."

Corey Booker, just now.

a very important skill as a politician is to be cringe as hell (complimentary)

To still be making coherent and excellent points after speaking for so long is a marvelous achievement in its own right!

James Gunn on what inspired Krypto in ‘SUPERMAN’:

“Oh my god what if my dog had super powers, I’d be fucked”

Let’s fucking go.

LET’S!!!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🗣️🗣️🗣️ SO TO ALL OTHER POLITICIANS STOP BEING GODDAMN COWARDS WHEN THREATENED BY THAT THEYRE GOING TO SPEND MILLIONS TO RUN AGAINST YOU 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Cory Booker ending his record-breaking speech on the Senate floor:

“Let's get in good trouble."

What a fantastic way to cap off his epic 25 hour and 5 minute speech.

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Truly forgot what good news feels like

oh we may see the most spectacular meltdown in the history of meltdowns. spiritually, Meltdown May might begin tomorrow.

Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead

Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins

idk maybe Elon should have spent that money on child support instead of trying to buy a court race 🤧

Here's hoping he never knows another day that isn't plagued with insecurity and existential dread at the knowledge that no matter how rich and powerful he gets, people don't like him and there's nothing he can do about it.

i believe in the indominable American spirit to hate one specific really annoying guy

Elon tried to bribe voters with $1 million checks and he STILL lost by a huge margin.

People utterly despise him.

A merry “fuck you” to Elon Musk

I think I’m gonna be bitter about this for a very long while

I wanna have fried chicken and cake to drown my sorrows but I shall remain on diet for now

Nearly a month later and they finally tell me I didn’t get it.

AOC: In every single stop that Bernie and I have had in the past couple of days… every single stop has completely blown out all attendance projections.

AOC: We need to be taxing the rich on the floor of the Congress

We need to be establishing guaranteed healthcare on the floor of the Congress

We need to be passing a living wage on the floor of the Congress