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Jess

@jesscalate.bsky.social

I'm short, queer, Portuguese, extroverted, angry, and full of love. NJ>PT>VA>CA>KY

179 Followers  |  478 Following  |  450 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  1.901

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WHY ARE YOU AWAKE

28.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they should both be on there!

27.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you mean we CAN be heroes? The Robert Rodriguez film

24.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What THE HECK is we could be heroes lol

24.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I can try after work

22.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's up!

22.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

22.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes ma'am

22.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha well if there's anything I can do, let me know

22.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No! And you're still granted access :(

22.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha oh I bet!!!

23.09.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh!!!!

19.09.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Megan Stalter posed on the Emmys red carpet holding a handbag stating β€œCease fire!”

14.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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Israeli forces have intensified bombardment in Gaza City, destroying three residential blocks and killing at least 53 Palestinians, as families forcibly flee ahead of new evacuation orders aje.io/jq6a8m

14.09.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

prove it

10.09.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am GETTING BETTER SLOWLY

04.09.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A little doodle for the friend who got me the twirl emote

14.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

heellloooo i had a stroke a month ago and have been slowly getting better !

04.08.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HEY. I got an itty bitty bit of flash fiction out now/soon. The magazine's also got a ttrpg in it. Y'all love ttrpgs! Anyways, please buy baby's first piece of fiction sold.

Physical: store.tenebrouspress.com/products/the-sku… (pre-order)
Digital: store.tenebrouspress.com/products/the-sku…

07.07.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mark Butcher   

1) Sandra used AI to write a report
2) Bill used AI to summarise the report
3) Bill used AI to write questions about the report
4) Sandra used AI to respond to the questions
5) Bill used AI to create a presentation about the report 
6) Jane used AI to take notes from the presentation 
7) Jane’s team used AI to summarise the notes she shared 

No one wrote the report, no one ever read the report, no one understood the questions or the answers.

No business value was achieved 

But but but AI adds business value

Mark Butcher 1) Sandra used AI to write a report 2) Bill used AI to summarise the report 3) Bill used AI to write questions about the report 4) Sandra used AI to respond to the questions 5) Bill used AI to create a presentation about the report 6) Jane used AI to take notes from the presentation 7) Jane’s team used AI to summarise the notes she shared No one wrote the report, no one ever read the report, no one understood the questions or the answers. No business value was achieved But but but AI adds business value

Even linkedin gets it

29.06.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10711    πŸ” 3033    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 156

Jail!!

29.06.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're going to jail too!!!!

29.06.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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many are saying this 🦊

30.01.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2750    πŸ” 888    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 8

Made Austin watch nosferatu, and he said it was slow so basically I'm single now

29.06.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats held a trifecta four years ago. We could have had court reform. We all said "please give us court reform." Pelosi & Schumer killed it.

27.06.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4085    πŸ” 728    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 85
Illustration in colours of my characters Marion and Echyr. Marion is a fat blonde rabbit woman with brown skin, Echyr is a lean dark haired woman with pale skin. Echyr is sitting crossway between Marion's knees, her arms resting on Marion's shoulder, while Marion holds her close. Marion is wearing a strappy, spiky leather dominatrix outfit with thigh high heeled boots with spurs, nailed gloves and military cap. Echyr is dressed in hose and pink latex, wearing tall platform stripper boots and cuffs on her wrists and ankles. Her hair is done in pigtails, her makeup, nails and accessories are all in bright colours and very girly. The background depicts a flower garden in subdued pinks and oranges.

Illustration in colours of my characters Marion and Echyr. Marion is a fat blonde rabbit woman with brown skin, Echyr is a lean dark haired woman with pale skin. Echyr is sitting crossway between Marion's knees, her arms resting on Marion's shoulder, while Marion holds her close. Marion is wearing a strappy, spiky leather dominatrix outfit with thigh high heeled boots with spurs, nailed gloves and military cap. Echyr is dressed in hose and pink latex, wearing tall platform stripper boots and cuffs on her wrists and ankles. Her hair is done in pigtails, her makeup, nails and accessories are all in bright colours and very girly. The background depicts a flower garden in subdued pinks and oranges.

Happy Pride from the wives 🧑

27.06.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

ME TO MY FRIEND WHEN SHE SAYS SOMETHING SELF-DEPRECATING: that’s not true you dumb bitch I’ll kill you

24.06.2024 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 12
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Check out my list on Amazon

my birthday is in TWO DAYS!!!! get me something www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

20.06.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiπŸ’–

19.06.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been in this spot for two days

18.06.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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